I’m still curious to see who will show up. I predict Trump won’t show up to his own birthday event because the crowd is not cool enough.
ResponsibilityFar587 on
Please let lightning strike a certain person who will be in attendance.
ElBorracho2000 on
LMAO! Even Mother Nature thinks this is a circus
TylerBourbon on
By all means, let Trump be outside during a rain storm under a massive metal structure. what could possible go ~~right~~ wrong?
Maxwyfe on
I have never prayed so hard for rain. The most rain. The biggest rain. I’m telling you, we deserve the very best rain.
Cit1es on
God could do the funniest thing ever and hit Trump with lightning. That’d be fitting
bravecat on
They could move to The Kennedy Center. It’s not being used.
HygorBohmHubner on
Not even mother nature wants this shit to happen.
Randomwhitelady2 on
Even God disapproves of this 🐴💩
Living_Emergency9536 on
Let’s go lightning! Plagues of locusts, frogs, whatever you got!
girlnamedJane on
Impossible! Since the space laser operators recently merged with the military
allislost81 on
They will Blame Biden for the rain
zSmileyDudez on
Insert “Oh No! Anyway” meme here.
JMDeutsch on
Sounds like an opportunity for them to play “Raining Men” while Trump does his two-handed dance that is absolutely, in no way, impossible to conceive, as pantomiming jerking off two dudes.
If a bunch of half naked men rolling around on the White House lawn while our president gleefully watches isn’t a Pride Month activity, then I’m not sure this is America anymore.
Own-Opinion-2494 on
You know Trump never looked at the weather that time of year. Biden Biden Biden
LeroyStick on
I would much prefer devastating heat that all attendees have to endure than an airtight excuse to cancel this debacle.
I learned the rain dance from the movie Man of the House with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Chevy Chase and Farrah Fawcett. My whole life has been leading up to this moment. Let’s go! 90s kids are not ok right now!
Wazula23 on
I hope the fake assassin they hired gets paid up front.
Afb3212 on
Dear God of Thunder,
I haven’t asked for much lately, Thor. But if there’s one thing that would make me cackle for a minute or two on Sunday, could you please, just this once, crack the sky open on this charade.
Thanks-
CharlieBravo74 on
„while roughly 85,000 people are projected to watch on large screens at the Ellipse park across the street.“
There’s a number that only this White House could pull out of thin air. I suspect that this is going to be like that military parade he demanded. No one showed up and the white house barely spoke of it again.
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Mother Nature is the main event
Everyone, we must unite for a rain dance. I don’t believe in that shit, but it won’t hurt.
According to MAGA logic thats God punishment
Massive lightning rods installed. Bold move Cotton.
Can’t government control weather? /s
I’m still curious to see who will show up. I predict Trump won’t show up to his own birthday event because the crowd is not cool enough.
Please let lightning strike a certain person who will be in attendance.
LMAO! Even Mother Nature thinks this is a circus
By all means, let Trump be outside during a rain storm under a massive metal structure. what could possible go ~~right~~ wrong?
I have never prayed so hard for rain. The most rain. The biggest rain. I’m telling you, we deserve the very best rain.
God could do the funniest thing ever and hit Trump with lightning. That’d be fitting
They could move to The Kennedy Center. It’s not being used.
Not even mother nature wants this shit to happen.
Even God disapproves of this 🐴💩
Let’s go lightning! Plagues of locusts, frogs, whatever you got!
Impossible! Since the space laser operators recently merged with the military
They will Blame Biden for the rain
Insert “Oh No! Anyway” meme here.
Sounds like an opportunity for them to play “Raining Men” while Trump does his two-handed dance that is absolutely, in no way, impossible to conceive, as pantomiming jerking off two dudes.
If a bunch of half naked men rolling around on the White House lawn while our president gleefully watches isn’t a Pride Month activity, then I’m not sure this is America anymore.
You know Trump never looked at the weather that time of year. Biden Biden Biden
I would much prefer devastating heat that all attendees have to endure than an airtight excuse to cancel this debacle.
Please please please please Please please please please Please please please please
That’s so fucking funny
Would rather have a swarm of African bees
I learned the rain dance from the movie Man of the House with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Chevy Chase and Farrah Fawcett. My whole life has been leading up to this moment. Let’s go! 90s kids are not ok right now!
I hope the fake assassin they hired gets paid up front.
Dear God of Thunder,
I haven’t asked for much lately, Thor. But if there’s one thing that would make me cackle for a minute or two on Sunday, could you please, just this once, crack the sky open on this charade.
Thanks-
„while roughly 85,000 people are projected to watch on large screens at the Ellipse park across the street.“
There’s a number that only this White House could pull out of thin air. I suspect that this is going to be like that military parade he demanded. No one showed up and the white house barely spoke of it again.