Als schwuler Mann, der noch nie mit einer Frau zusammen war, war ich überrascht, als ich erfuhr, dass ich Nachwuchs habe. Ich bin versucht, mit meiner kostbaren Brut in Kontakt zu treten, um zu sehen, ob sie finanzielle Unterstützung benötigen. Die Zeiten sind hart für die Jugend.
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Congrats! 🎉
And I’ll bet he’ll be looking for money. Bloody kids….they’re expensive!
you’ve got a son fontaine
Typical kids, always want money, even if they dont exist
Medical science can do amazing things these days.
Yeah my 12 year old child got a similar txt 🤣
Jesus that’s some way to find out!
I didn’t know they were remaking The Birdcage.
I was also surprised to learn I was a father despite being 18 and not a man
Awful if you were to lose a child tho ..
Not entirely sure offering money to someone calling you „Dad“ is a good idea – this kind of thing lands people on registers!
I got the exact same text
Nobody knows where and when the good news comes. 🤣
Congrats on the crotch goblin
I got one recently that was the laziest attempt ever. It said “Mam/Dad…..”.
He could be a Nigerian Prince who has lots of monies
Last month my girlfriend discovered she’s a Dad as well
Be sure to say „there ye go now, buy yourself some sweets… go on away from me now and enjoy yourself, god bless“.
I got one that started “dear mam/dad…”, as if someone would be texting what they know is a parent’s number from their own new phone, but not be quite sure which parent it was
I, not only have a child, but apparently I’ve mislaid a wife somewhere along the way.
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For all you know that could be your child from alternative reality
Send them an aubergine emoji
Got the exact same one, I am a woman
Sure wasn’t Mary a virgin
Just got the exact same text a few minutes after
I love it though how they send you a text to your number asking to send a text to them. 😂 Its so dumb thougj that they filter out potential candidates for the scam.
Hang on, why text to ask someone to send a whatsapp?
No guarantees in this world I’m afraid.
On the plus side an immaculate conception is usually something the Catholic Church is pretty impressed by.
Run your circumstances past them and tell us how it all pans out.
Literally got the exact same text like 10 mins ago lol
Congrats, he’s a bit careless losing that phone, but had enough sense to buy another one, remember your number and send you the new number.
You must be proud.
My daughter sent me a text like that a few weeks ago. Very advanced for 10 months.
I would keep it going for a bit, ask them to buy a chinese on the way home and have them drop it off at a friend’s place (yours) and see what happens lol
Ask them when they are paying back the loan you gave them.
Yes I got one of these last year. I text him to go ask his mother.