JFC! – Die Tagespresse hat mal wieder sämtliche Vögel abgeschossen ;)

Jentucky Fried Chicken?

>Jury show
The international jury is preemptively dismissed for suspected Babler-sympathies and replaced by five loyal district chairmen from Oberpullendorf to ensure ideological stability.

>Grand Final
Televoting is officially suspended to prevent „mathematical irregularities“. The Supreme Governor decrees the winner via emergency administrative act.

>Warning
Excel Files are strictly illegal in Burgenland! Do not bringt them into the state. Violators will be sent to Bundesrat for life.

I see what you did there

Asbest Western lol