What the fucking hell is this alien looking thing????
XANTHICSCHISTOSOME on
Imagine hating yourself so much that your entire lifestyle is destructive, these people are such sad existences
Edge_Runner19 on
Damn shes truly a ghoul
THEPROBLEMISFOXNEWS on
Holy Gods. The resting Mar-a-Lago face is STRONG in this one.
Jealous_Parfait_4967 on
Why does she look so cheap?
CShellyRun on
Their wedding was tacky asf, why did anyone expect anything different?
No_Swing_6959 on
LA Locals remember when she had the ENTIRE Shaq/Kobe era Laker bench run through her as a GoodDayLA host. She always slept her way to the top. Of course that tacky ghoul is going to mess up the Met Gala.
B1L1D8 on
Does she not realize that no one likes her?
MeMilo1209 on
Can’t buy cool, or style (Lauren).
SDman2025 on
She probably looks fine when you are squinting at her through 1.5 eyes
2ndSmrtestPersunEvar on
She looks like absolute shit.
rom_rom57 on
Money can buy big breasts and fat lips, no brains.
Robynsxx on
What she’s done to her face since marrying Bezos is also proof of that.
I think “cool” is an undersold part of the billionaire story. It seems as if these guys assumed that being filthy rich would automatically make them cool. Now, having learned thats not the case, they are trying so hard to become cool. Which of course, is not cool. They don’t seem to understand that some things are not for sale.
Zuckerberg and Bezos have undergone their “cool guy” transformations at the direction of expensive stylists and publicists.
Elon Musk put people on payroll to play video games on his behalf. Leveling up his account so he could livestream and pretend to be a top player. Its sad really
passamongimpure on
Mojo Nixon told me that.
Goldnglam on
this woman used to look human, pretty even!
ClankingRobotCheeks on
Laura Sanchez is proof that lizard people are real, but money can’t buy a convincing mask.
Upbeat-Education2117 on
Can buy you a face that’ll strike fear into the hearts of children and animals though
Jeffe-69 on
You can not polish a turd!
SqigglyPoP on
There’s rumors swirling that Jeff is thinking about buying Vogue. Imagine buying an entire fashion publication to try to convince the world that your wife is a 6 instead of a 4. Money truly can’t buy happiness.
tinynugget on
I wonder what it’s like knowing everyone hates you.
RichardThund3r on
I bet that reptilian can fit a whole baby head in her mouth.
NoFuel1197 on
Ten million dollars to pretend you got famous organically while cities are overwhelmed by welfare applications following cuts to food stamps. These people are grotesque in every sense.
Dima110 on
“Hey, rich person. You have two options.
1. Age gracefully
2. Look like a sleep paralysis demon”
Rich person: “2222222222222222222222”
LongjumpingSkill9305 on
This year’s Met Gala was about as popular as Melania’s Amazon prime movie. Money does not buy taste.
bomilk19 on
I don’t know who’s more pathetic. The Bezos’ for using their vast wealth to hobnob with celebrities or the celebrities who indulge them.
TripleB123 on
Article seems to lack self awareness when it says “soulless tech money” at the Met Gala, the entire event is soulless and a peacock parade of the wealthiest elites
Ok-Possibility-923 on
I just want these assholes to take their winnings and go the fuck away so the rest of us can get to work fixing the messes they’ve made.
JazzmatazZ4 on
None of these billionaires are cool.
iamnothereanymore on
I mean I thought Musk had sufficiently demonstrated this
megalynn44 on
Money can’t buy you class.
O_945 on
Every time I’m considering plastic surgery I see someone with a completely deformed face & it makes me back down
PerryNeeum on
She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America
Mrs_Evryshot on
I’m once again mystified by what these women see when they look in the mirror. Is it some kind of reverse body dysmorphia that makes them think their fake boobs and joker lips look amazing, instead of painful and unnatural?
YinzaJagoff on
They are both the opposite of cool.
C’mon now.
Weary_Boat on
what is wrong with her lips…
Fragrant_PalmLeaves on
This event in general needs to be rejected by the general public. This is literally District 1 behavior and they are rubbing their wealth and power in our face and we are gobbling it up as entertainment
jay78910 on
Is this the best „trophy“ this clown could buy with his money? Its like trading your slightly used car for a brand new one that was totaled in a wreck and repaired at a trade school body shop.
Neat-Contact-5471 on
If and when Alien disclosure day happens, I expect to learn that the Mar-a-lago face is considered hot by Xenu or the pliedians or whoever they are. It is the only explanation I can make for disfiguring yourself on purpose.
Adelaidey on
Setting aside her ethics (bad), her impact on the world (net negative) and her overall sense of taste [footage not found]…
Why the fuck would you build your entire look as an homage to Madame X and then wear your hair fucking *down* to cover the embellished strap on your shoulder????? What’s the point? Wear an updo or choose a different look.
oaklandperson on
„Podcast host and commentator Matt Bernstein put it well – albeit in devastatingly scathing fashion – in an Instagram post shared on the night. “You might be thinking: ‘it’s the Met Gala and she’s one of the richest women in the world,’” Bernstein said. “‘She should be wearing something more inventive, more creative, more boundary breaking.’ But I think this dress is perfect for her because she is none of those things.”
Brutal but true assessment. She is a genius however at being a successful money climber.
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What the fucking hell is this alien looking thing????
Imagine hating yourself so much that your entire lifestyle is destructive, these people are such sad existences
Damn shes truly a ghoul
Holy Gods. The resting Mar-a-Lago face is STRONG in this one.
Why does she look so cheap?
Their wedding was tacky asf, why did anyone expect anything different?
LA Locals remember when she had the ENTIRE Shaq/Kobe era Laker bench run through her as a GoodDayLA host. She always slept her way to the top. Of course that tacky ghoul is going to mess up the Met Gala.
Does she not realize that no one likes her?
Can’t buy cool, or style (Lauren).
She probably looks fine when you are squinting at her through 1.5 eyes
She looks like absolute shit.
Money can buy big breasts and fat lips, no brains.
What she’s done to her face since marrying Bezos is also proof of that.
She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Her face kinda looks like that Goldeneye N64 Pierce Bronson meme [https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/comments/a1xmf9/pierce_brosnans_long_mouth_on_the_golden_eye_n64/](https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/comments/a1xmf9/pierce_brosnans_long_mouth_on_the_golden_eye_n64/)
I think “cool” is an undersold part of the billionaire story. It seems as if these guys assumed that being filthy rich would automatically make them cool. Now, having learned thats not the case, they are trying so hard to become cool. Which of course, is not cool. They don’t seem to understand that some things are not for sale.
Zuckerberg and Bezos have undergone their “cool guy” transformations at the direction of expensive stylists and publicists.
Elon Musk put people on payroll to play video games on his behalf. Leveling up his account so he could livestream and pretend to be a top player. Its sad really
Mojo Nixon told me that.
this woman used to look human, pretty even!
Laura Sanchez is proof that lizard people are real, but money can’t buy a convincing mask.
Can buy you a face that’ll strike fear into the hearts of children and animals though
You can not polish a turd!
There’s rumors swirling that Jeff is thinking about buying Vogue. Imagine buying an entire fashion publication to try to convince the world that your wife is a 6 instead of a 4. Money truly can’t buy happiness.
I wonder what it’s like knowing everyone hates you.
I bet that reptilian can fit a whole baby head in her mouth.
Ten million dollars to pretend you got famous organically while cities are overwhelmed by welfare applications following cuts to food stamps. These people are grotesque in every sense.
“Hey, rich person. You have two options.
1. Age gracefully
2. Look like a sleep paralysis demon”
Rich person: “2222222222222222222222”
This year’s Met Gala was about as popular as Melania’s Amazon prime movie. Money does not buy taste.
I don’t know who’s more pathetic. The Bezos’ for using their vast wealth to hobnob with celebrities or the celebrities who indulge them.
Article seems to lack self awareness when it says “soulless tech money” at the Met Gala, the entire event is soulless and a peacock parade of the wealthiest elites
I just want these assholes to take their winnings and go the fuck away so the rest of us can get to work fixing the messes they’ve made.
None of these billionaires are cool.
I mean I thought Musk had sufficiently demonstrated this
Money can’t buy you class.
Every time I’m considering plastic surgery I see someone with a completely deformed face & it makes me back down
She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America
I’m once again mystified by what these women see when they look in the mirror. Is it some kind of reverse body dysmorphia that makes them think their fake boobs and joker lips look amazing, instead of painful and unnatural?
They are both the opposite of cool.
C’mon now.
what is wrong with her lips…
This event in general needs to be rejected by the general public. This is literally District 1 behavior and they are rubbing their wealth and power in our face and we are gobbling it up as entertainment
Is this the best „trophy“ this clown could buy with his money? Its like trading your slightly used car for a brand new one that was totaled in a wreck and repaired at a trade school body shop.
If and when Alien disclosure day happens, I expect to learn that the Mar-a-lago face is considered hot by Xenu or the pliedians or whoever they are. It is the only explanation I can make for disfiguring yourself on purpose.
Setting aside her ethics (bad), her impact on the world (net negative) and her overall sense of taste [footage not found]…
Why the fuck would you build your entire look as an homage to Madame X and then wear your hair fucking *down* to cover the embellished strap on your shoulder????? What’s the point? Wear an updo or choose a different look.
„Podcast host and commentator Matt Bernstein put it well – albeit in devastatingly scathing fashion – in an Instagram post shared on the night. “You might be thinking: ‘it’s the Met Gala and she’s one of the richest women in the world,’” Bernstein said. “‘She should be wearing something more inventive, more creative, more boundary breaking.’ But I think this dress is perfect for her because she is none of those things.”
Brutal but true assessment. She is a genius however at being a successful money climber.