Geheimdienstagent verhaftet, weil er angeblich im Hotelflur masturbiert

Trump corrupts everything.

That wasn’t very secret of him

Shots fired!

Well he does work for Trump. Keeping it classy.

The couch was already taken….

This is actually pretty creepy:

“hotel guests told investigators Spillman started following them from the hotel lobby before allegedly rubbing one out in the hallway outside their hotel room.”

I initially thought he was playing pocket pool on the clock or something.

We’re these the shots fired the rest of the SS was responding to yesterday?

Only the best.