Dieser unangenehme Moment, wenn man mit „Kiew in drei Tagen“ als zweiter Armee der Welt beginnt, aber vier Jahre später ohne den guten Willen der Ukraine nicht einmal eine Parade in Moskau abhalten kann

This is hilarious, because if Russia breaks it, then Ukraine certainly isn’t following their claim of ceasefire for their weak parade..

Damn it, is there anybody left in Russia with VPN access to read this message and rely it to His Shortness?

Russia doesn’t have the cards!

Honestly this is a brilliant idea since Russia has never respected a ceasefire. So three days is enough time for Ukraine to gather evidence of a lack of ceasefire, send it in the group chat for everyone to see, and then resume hostilities. Ideally all before the parade on May 9th.

It also means that Russia can’t whine about it later because they have no intention to actually suspend hostilities unless it directly benefits them.

No wonder Vlad is hiding out in his bunker, even the dumbest of his military commanders must be starting to realise that they’ve badly fucked up attacking Ukraine.

Trolling +5

I fully expect them to drone the parade to smithereens when (not if) russia continues bombing civilians.

I can only imagine the gymnastics on r/UkraineRussiaReport