Alberta-Separatisten trennen die Albertaner von ihrer Privatsphäre

>“Everyone knows that the politicians with the best ideas stoop to underhanded methods,” the representative said. “That’s why Richard Nixon is so fondly remembered to this day.”

> one pro-separation voter, who asked not to be identified, arguing that “the lamestream media is blowing this whole ‘privacy’ thing out of proportion.”

Hilariously clever.

>“While most separatists are already getting their news from Albanian-run Facebook pages called ‘Alberta Pride Proud Pride’, the separatist campaign could strategically target the province’s waffling bozos,” a University of Calgary political scientist said. “And, of course, they’ll be sending ugly, factually inaccurate mailers to the rest of us.”

Hilariously accurate.

How is this at all parody…

That’s literally what happened.