I always giggle at these because someday this might be in a history book.
TheS3KT on
It’s just for the photo OP. Can’t imagine the aerodynamics of a flopping dildo.
BoomBastikoom on
Zip tied by the balls
lentilsenthusiast on
Do threat them with a ..uhn..time
This-Darth66 on
Spit on it
Then_Style2029 on
Get out there putin and bend over.
DontAskGrim on
Now to head off you racist fuckers complaining about how the dildo of consequences is black. You damn well know a beige/peach/pink dildo is NOT intimidating in the least.
You have to admire how they’ve kept their sense of humour.
itsCS117 on
As I always say when using a predator drone In cod. „See this thing right here? we gonna run it up your rear.“
mart_boi on
Fuck around, get fucked.
chekhovs_dildo on
Yes
FlamingFlatus64 on
„. . . Harry lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it.“
Ah, this is why molest is part of Russian military training doctrine.
Vogel-Kerl on
Awww, the dildo will only negativity affect the Center of Gravity of that missile; making it front heavy.
GoneSilent on
And econ majors of the future will wonder why dildos became in such demand during the war. Sales of dildo went up 300% in Ukraine.
Known_Bumblebee2783 on
God dammit!! who stole my dildo?
NextEscape6300 on
Yess 😅💪
Ok-Crow-Uldren on
How do they get those to the frontlines? Do they sent out a request through logistics reading like „100 cans of fish, 20 loafs of bread, 30 packs of water bottles… oh… and 10 Dildos. Try to get the largest available“ ?
Thinking about it, I see a possible Anakin-Padme-Meme in the making:
Padme: „It’s for the bombs, right?“
Anakin (with a weird facial expression): „…“
Padme: „You strap those to bombs, RIGHT?“
Suspicious_Place1270 on
i love it
Savings_Role7983 on
Man, this Dildo isn‘t lubed at all…
userhwon on
Putin is gaping in anticipation.
Junior-Outcome1608 on
Looks deadly and painful, especially when the ignitionsystem is located in de balls part,,,
Gaynundwarf on
A weapon made to kill evil dildoers
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I always giggle at these because someday this might be in a history book.
It’s just for the photo OP. Can’t imagine the aerodynamics of a flopping dildo.
Zip tied by the balls
Do threat them with a ..uhn..time
Spit on it
Get out there putin and bend over.
Now to head off you racist fuckers complaining about how the dildo of consequences is black. You damn well know a beige/peach/pink dildo is NOT intimidating in the least.
Russian Air defence be like https://youtu.be/j3EnNP4jB1E?si=QLmJ40M0BYogcuGF
Obligatory Austin Powers reference….
Last thing you see is that falling towards you
You have to admire how they’ve kept their sense of humour.
As I always say when using a predator drone In cod. „See this thing right here? we gonna run it up your rear.“
Fuck around, get fucked.
Yes
„. . . Harry lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it.“
„What you’re seeing here is advanced warfare…“
The Learned Ones at the Wikipedia know: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drag-reducing_aerospike](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drag-reducing_aerospike)
Ah, this is why molest is part of Russian military training doctrine.
Awww, the dildo will only negativity affect the Center of Gravity of that missile; making it front heavy.
And econ majors of the future will wonder why dildos became in such demand during the war. Sales of dildo went up 300% in Ukraine.
God dammit!! who stole my dildo?
Yess 😅💪
How do they get those to the frontlines? Do they sent out a request through logistics reading like „100 cans of fish, 20 loafs of bread, 30 packs of water bottles… oh… and 10 Dildos. Try to get the largest available“ ?
Thinking about it, I see a possible Anakin-Padme-Meme in the making:
Padme: „It’s for the bombs, right?“
Anakin (with a weird facial expression): „…“
Padme: „You strap those to bombs, RIGHT?“
i love it
Man, this Dildo isn‘t lubed at all…
Putin is gaping in anticipation.
Looks deadly and painful, especially when the ignitionsystem is located in de balls part,,,
A weapon made to kill evil dildoers