You know damn well they will use their family members/friends to do it for them instead.
They won’t ban this gambling market directly… they want to use it.
xpda on
What about the House?
A_N_T on
Cool now do every person in government from the city level up and also add stocks.
Tipakee on
How about anyone in the federal government?
How about anyone related to anyone in the federal government?
How about nation wide?
Such arbitrary lines.
Emotional_Set_8132 on
Great now do the stock market.
GunAndAGrin on
How bout Presidents mutant offspring? Or anyone tangentially related to an active government official?
eyeQ on
what’s gonna stop them?
Foe117 on
They still trade stocks
buttchugreferee on
so what happens when they do it anyway?
what are the consequences for ignoring this?
the_red_scimitar on
Guess they’ll just have to go back to insider stock trades.
Top_Hedgehog_1880 on
Stocks and crypto next. Every politician at every level of government, too
Fritzo2162 on
And if they violate the ban, they will just keep doing it while shrugging their shoulders.
DonnyDimello on
Great, now do stocks.
Obvious_Class394 on
no worries. their assistants are free to do it for them.
Wakkit1988 on
And what’s the fine if they do? $350?
Medical_Original6290 on
Gambling should be banned, but it’s funny that the one activity you can do that will lose you money is getting banned by congress.
Stocks though, that’s ok. Gifts for services, great!
Maoleficent on
Hahaha. Just like insider trading. They get to police each other.
copperblood on
Cool cool what about the Executive Branch and Trump’s spawn?
_Piratical_ on
Lol! But not buying and selling stocks in companies they regulate!
elBirdnose on
So this applies to the trump family too, right?….. right?
amitgarg4414 on
so they just banned that one thing which publicly exposes what all insiders might know?
iloovehugecock on
I think the entire concept of prediction markets should be illegal. What kind of dystopian shit is this?
Smartestguy111 on
They will just ask friends to do it. Useless bans, powerful always find a way to
Temassi on
What about house members, admin members, admin family? There’s a lot more than just Senators fucking it up
Mastasmoker on
Cool. Now do the rest of congress and their staff, the WH and staff, the Supreme Court, and all family members of the same.
Logictrauma on
But not presidents or their families.
squareplates on
„Senators route prediction market bets through friends and family“ is a better headline.
d0ncray0n on
Step in the right direction.
Harnellas on
What I don’t understand about these markets is why the hell anyone *without* insider knowledge is putting money in at all.
Like it seems objectively worse than regular gambling for us normies, yet apparently there’s no shortage of rubes signing up to be bag holders for these chucklefucks?
Efficient_Carrot_669 on
This is not hard to get around at all. Senators have sons, daughters, cousins, partners…
DippyHippy420 on
…….. beyond internal ethics enforcement like reprimands or censures, there’s nothing the senate can do to punish those who break the rule.
Rules without real punishments are just suggestions.
HolyToast666 on
Nice, their wives or mistresses will bet for them
DrowningKrown on
Lmao bars senators, but literally it says in the article there is no real enforcement method if they break the rule 😂😂😂😂😂
A) you expect us to believe our average aged 60+ year old congresspeople are pulling up Kalashi on their smartphone and making bets? No, they have their staffers, families, accountants, or advisors do that shit. Then B) you ban ONLY the senators themselves, AND give no real enforcement mechanism for breaking the rule lmao
Holy worthless rule. Has to be up there with the most useless rule I’ve ever seen. Hall of fame for best symbolic bill of 2026.
These dudes are literally laughing to the bank, right in our faces
Edit:
> The rule change means Senators are technically barred from betting on the outcomes of specific events, but, beyond internal ethics enforcement like reprimands or censures, there’s nothing the senate can do to punish those who break the rule.
It’s a sick joke
seriouslykthen on
From the article „The rule change means Senators are technically barred from betting on the outcomes of specific events, but, beyond internal ethics enforcement like reprimands or censures, there’s nothing the senate can do to punish those who break the rule.“. Sooooo its not a thing right?
CodeCompost on
Yeah sure they are
MultiPerception8892 on
We should just ban the predictions trading market. It’s effing up the economy.
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Just the senators?
You know damn well they will use their family members/friends to do it for them instead.
They won’t ban this gambling market directly… they want to use it.
What about the House?
Cool now do every person in government from the city level up and also add stocks.
How about anyone in the federal government?
How about anyone related to anyone in the federal government?
How about nation wide?
Such arbitrary lines.
Great now do the stock market.
How bout Presidents mutant offspring? Or anyone tangentially related to an active government official?
what’s gonna stop them?
They still trade stocks
so what happens when they do it anyway?
what are the consequences for ignoring this?
Guess they’ll just have to go back to insider stock trades.
Stocks and crypto next. Every politician at every level of government, too
And if they violate the ban, they will just keep doing it while shrugging their shoulders.
Great, now do stocks.
no worries. their assistants are free to do it for them.
And what’s the fine if they do? $350?
Gambling should be banned, but it’s funny that the one activity you can do that will lose you money is getting banned by congress.
Stocks though, that’s ok. Gifts for services, great!
Hahaha. Just like insider trading. They get to police each other.
Cool cool what about the Executive Branch and Trump’s spawn?
Lol! But not buying and selling stocks in companies they regulate!
So this applies to the trump family too, right?….. right?
so they just banned that one thing which publicly exposes what all insiders might know?
I think the entire concept of prediction markets should be illegal. What kind of dystopian shit is this?
They will just ask friends to do it. Useless bans, powerful always find a way to
What about house members, admin members, admin family? There’s a lot more than just Senators fucking it up
Cool. Now do the rest of congress and their staff, the WH and staff, the Supreme Court, and all family members of the same.
But not presidents or their families.
„Senators route prediction market bets through friends and family“ is a better headline.
Step in the right direction.
What I don’t understand about these markets is why the hell anyone *without* insider knowledge is putting money in at all.
Like it seems objectively worse than regular gambling for us normies, yet apparently there’s no shortage of rubes signing up to be bag holders for these chucklefucks?
This is not hard to get around at all. Senators have sons, daughters, cousins, partners…
…….. beyond internal ethics enforcement like reprimands or censures, there’s nothing the senate can do to punish those who break the rule.
Rules without real punishments are just suggestions.
Nice, their wives or mistresses will bet for them
Lmao bars senators, but literally it says in the article there is no real enforcement method if they break the rule 😂😂😂😂😂
A) you expect us to believe our average aged 60+ year old congresspeople are pulling up Kalashi on their smartphone and making bets? No, they have their staffers, families, accountants, or advisors do that shit. Then B) you ban ONLY the senators themselves, AND give no real enforcement mechanism for breaking the rule lmao
Holy worthless rule. Has to be up there with the most useless rule I’ve ever seen. Hall of fame for best symbolic bill of 2026.
These dudes are literally laughing to the bank, right in our faces
Edit:
> The rule change means Senators are technically barred from betting on the outcomes of specific events, but, beyond internal ethics enforcement like reprimands or censures, there’s nothing the senate can do to punish those who break the rule.
It’s a sick joke
From the article „The rule change means Senators are technically barred from betting on the outcomes of specific events, but, beyond internal ethics enforcement like reprimands or censures, there’s nothing the senate can do to punish those who break the rule.“. Sooooo its not a thing right?
Yeah sure they are
We should just ban the predictions trading market. It’s effing up the economy.