Habe heute in meinem Briefkasten folgendes gefunden: „Gib den Rock zurück oder polizeilich“ (hat mich auch als „Psychopathin“ bezeichnet).
Kein Name, keine Kontaktdaten.
Ich habe keine Ahnung, worum es geht, und trage nicht einmal Röcke.
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Von Das_Magische_Theater
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Maybe it’s some 1980s glamrock guy who doesn’t like your music.
I would say he wants you to play rock or something from The Police. /s
Someone here is a psychopath.
Not sure it is you.
Play more rock music or they’ll play The Police?
That stings.
Play more glam rock or they’ll get the police to play. It’s time .. for you to listen to T. Rex and David Bowie.
Leave a large sstone in their mailbox and apologise.
Rock is not dead
They are the psychopath and probably have a police record.
Or a sting album.
They write like an English speaker trying to write German, if that helps you. Psychopath and Polizei are spelled wrong.
Well, try this one – maybe they will like it better:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c)
Play both some hard rock and some stuff by The Police, and apologize for discontinuing your previous playment of such music, with maybe an “after all, you said “Police” not Polizei
Well did you steal a stone?
They probably don’t know who stole their skirt and simply threw a note into each mailbox.
That way when you see that letter you might think they only put the note into your mailbox because they know that you did it. And in reality they have no clue who stole the skirt.
Honestly just ignore it. What’s the worst that could possibly happen?
If they get the cops involved they might come to your house and ask you about it, you can tell them that you haven’t got the faintest clue of what that anonymous person is talking about but that you had been wondering what this deranged note was all about, give them the note and be done with it. Worst case scenario.
Maybe they mean Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson?
Well, if you don’t have the skirt, I wouldn’t worry at all. The worst that can happen is, the police can ask you, have you stolen the skirt of that person. You say no, and you don’t even wear skirts. Then, it will take a couple of weeks and you’ll get a letter that the issue will no longer be pursued („Verfahren eingestellt“).
Maybe they assume you speak English and mean a literal rock/stone? Since they also wrote Police instead of Polizei. …Are you stealing peoples stones, OP?
In 2026 it is time… to bring back the Rock.
Starring: Jack Black
Möchte lösen: Zettel die ein Dorf-DJ zugesteckt bekommt
Probably just your local schizo dropping off some random notes. Don’t pay any more attention to it.
I’d stick the note to my letter box with an additional note that says „Falscher Briefkasten!“
I think the person means a stone? Did you take his fckn stone? You are such a bad person, don’t steal people’s stones! Jokes
aside, I think it really meant that. But.. ???
Just bring back Rock’n’roll, I beg you
Most probably mistaken identity, ignore it and if anything more happens file a report with the police. Also please update us, I’m so invested in this
Ive been waatching you (every breath you take, every move you make, every smile you fake🎶)