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    Accenture führt Copilot für alle 743.000 Mitarbeiter ein, um Microsoft zu stärken

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    1. Bayesian-Butthole on

      the most mediocre AI model for the most mediocre company. checks out

    3. gladfanatic on

      Who the fuck drank the cool aid on copilot? Because i’ve tried all of them and use AI daily, and copilot is absolute garbage. Easily the worst AI out there.

    4. Repulsive-Hurry8172 on

      LOL I still remember when Accenture was hiring for the „metaverse“.

    5. SlaterVBenedict on

      Translation: Microsoft tacitly demanded that all agencies contracting work through them implement Copilot internally to kiss the ring to secure future projects, giving Microslop an artificial P.R. boost and additional access to metadata from one of its main contractors.

    8. phoenix823 on

      A company the size of Accenture will already be spending so much money with Microsoft between Office 365 and Azure that MS can just add „Copilot for all employees“ to the contract as long as Accenture lets them use it as a marketing win. Nobody’s going to be running Opus levels of tokens through it so what does Microsoft care?

    10. moose_drip on

      Just when you think Accenture can’t deliver anymore dog shit, they do this.

    11. troll__away on

      What does a copilot premium enterprise subscription run? 100/mo? I guess that’s close to $1B/yr from just one company.

    14. briznady on

      Company who makes a lot of money providing staffing to another company rolling out client company’s software to all of its contractors.

    17. not-sure-what-to-put on

      It’s only purpose is spyware. They even tell you it can’t do anything helpful.

    18. intelligentx5 on

      That’s a giant waste of money lmao. Copilot is ass. Just give them API endpoints and let them choose their application

    20. mpbh on

      Holy shit, I didn’t realize Accenture had grown to that high of an employee count. That’s insane.

    22. Huge-Physics5491 on

      It’s been the Microsoft play all along. Leverage how everyone uses its Office Suite to then make every company uses its other apps. First Teams, now Copilot

    23. Itzie4 on

      Copilot is to AI what Cortana, the Zune, Mixer, the Windows Phone, and the Holo Lens were to the everything they competed with.

    24. _makoccino_ on

      Accenture looking to entertain 743,000 employees according to Microsoft’s ToS.

      >Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.

    25. spin_kick on

      Copilot is the explosive diarrhea of AI. Nobody wants it, and it gets on everything. Sloppy is as sloppy does

    28. Organic_Witness345 on

      I’ve seen the number before, but can someone walk me through how Accenture has 743,000 employees?

    29. Limp_Classroom_2645 on

      Artificial boost to generate more data and make money doing so. Not gonna work

    32. spaten78 on

      Sorry to all those people. Copilot sucks. Makes a lot of mistakes. You’ll end up losing time instead of getting time back because of having to do the same work it’s doing in order to double check it. Trash. Companies should stick with making agents that help with specific tasks.

    36. bindermichi on

      More reasons for my „why would I fire anyone that hires Accenture for anything“ list

    37. Individual-Praline20 on

      In summary, giving the most stinking garbage of all the garbage available, from a garbage company to another garbage company. That’s what we call a successful business transaction for Microslop. And yet, the governments will still contract both of them. Insane times for sure.

    39. Over-Instruction214 on

      Shit never changes, I was at a seminar back in 2000 about how great the dot com era was going to be.   So many shit ideas presented, felt like I was taking crazy pills.

      It all went to shit 

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