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Habe das in einem deutschen Dorf gefunden, schätze, es ist ein Witz

21.04.2026

SharingSmiles on 21.04.2026 4:12 a.m.

It is not a joke. The Gänse are in prime season and will strike where it’s hot
Destiny_of_Time on 21.04.2026 4:15 a.m.

Does that mean geese only attack person with curvy body?
Far_Somewhere_1215 on 21.04.2026 4:16 a.m.

Is it harmful?
Sharp_Reason6328 on 21.04.2026 4:24 a.m.

As long as you wear clothes you should be fine, the geese are just horny
Nearby_Cup48 on 21.04.2026 4:29 a.m.

Rule №1 with birds: the longer the neck, the more evil they are
apothecaryssatchel on 21.04.2026 4:42 a.m.

It’s no joke, geese are assholes😭 I was walking with a 6ft tall friend and we were both chased off by a group of geese. I even saw one terrorizing a mom with a stroller.
unique_user43 on 21.04.2026 4:51 a.m.

not a joke. nude bathing (lake swimming) very very common in germany. they’re warning would be bathers that there are geese and the geese are mean.
Title_in_progress on 21.04.2026 4:59 a.m.

Try an image search of „inside a goose’s beak“, and you can see why it’s not a joke.