Sie hatten an diesem Tag zufällig eine 1,70 m (?) große Geheimdienstagentin im Dienst, platzierten sie an der kritischsten Schutzstelle (vor Trump) und sie beschloss ebenfalls, sich zu ducken
His blood capsule smeared across his face after he bit it.
19YoJimbo93 on
She wasn’t part of his detail, she just ran to cover him if I remember correctly.
Parulanihon on
Shit happens, not everything is a conspiracy.
Standard-Money-2754 on
Oh and btw he decided to stay up there for an extra 20 seconds for a photo op… If your life was in danger wouldnt you gtfo?
bigbrainnowisdom on
Whats the conspiracy theory here: the assasination attempt was fake? (But 1 ppl died, another bullet right next to his ear right when he turned his head, we all saw that)..
so the bullet was fake & blood was fake too, and no one really died? Or someone did die? And the shooter was just so good?
Or that they (power thst be) did want to assasinate him so they engaged the lousiest group of SS?
sudodonut on
Didn’t they also lower the flag while all this was happenining so it fits in the frame of the photo?
rarelighting on
That’s not the strangest thing about this event. It’s the incompetence of the SS to not cover a rooftop so close to the stage.
Edited to remove falses info! Sorry for folks!!
PerpetualFarter on
Portrait of an American Shitbag.
Zealousideal-Flow101 on
I remember watching the video and thinking they kept him on stage for WAY too long in one place. That was before I even realized it could have been staged.
Apprehensive_Ad4457 on
would it surprise you to learn that she had never been a Secret Service agent before that day?
that most of the detail that day were harvested from Homeland Security and given a two hour webinar for training?
Correct-Extreme1343 on
Definitely fake and staged
Poulito on
Look how quickly these goldfish forget that it was the Biden admin who put Mutt and Jeff on Trump detail.
Cool_Corey on
This is after he was pulled down and after the team said the shooter was down.
Did you guys not watch the video?
Sethalopoda on
Yeah are the agents not pulling him down? Cause he’s so manly and strong they couldn’t hold him back from his destiny, duh!
Ok_Fox_1770 on
Seems like an elaborate WWF attitude era skit now and when it happened. Hmmm how do we get people behind this orange heap again…it worked…if it wasn’t…imagine that other universe. Bet it’s nice.
AresGodslayer on
Stop. This was a conspiracy when it happened. Now it’s a cartoon.
vanilla_finestflavor on
she was trying to pick up his hat at that moment, because he wanted it and wouldn’t move until he had it
hideyokidzhideyowyfe on
Imagine this was real lmao
residiot on
Y’all are on the right track but the craziest part is the magic cartilage theory
SmoovCatto on
that „fight fight fight“ shit is a direct steal from famous knute rockne newsreel footage of a locker room spiel — itself staged for the camera; that, and the amateur shuffling into position marked this as an arranged pose from the beginning
gregoriancuriosity on
The literal instant I heard this news I was with my family and I said this was a publicity event to win him the election. And I said, he will win because of this.
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fucking staged and i, like millions of others, knew from that photo op he’d win the presidency because i know how fucking stupid a lot of my fellow americans are smdh. it was painfully obvious it was a staged photo opportunity. and i used to watch wwf in the 90s, i know the ol’ tape a razor to your cuff trick. that little amount of blood screams wwf fake injury.
fuck any fool who voted for him.
LTPRWSG420 on
In WWE it’s called blading, when you take a razor blade and knick yourself, lots of blood comes out, but you should heal just fine.
As we all know Trump is extremely connected to WWE and he would’ve known what blading is and how to do it. There was most definitely a shooter that day, as evidence by the innocent bystanders being shot, but the shooter was hired by Trump to make it seem more real.
Suspicious-Funny-279 on
Iraq’s PM reacted quicker to shoes being thrown at G.W. Bush than these (*alleged*) SSAs reacted to this (*alleged*) bullet at Trump,
Lazy_Physics_Student on
Is she ducking down or trying to use what body weight she has to pull her charge downwards so he doesnt get his head blown off?
GlobalDaddyTime on
Everything you want to know about this event is in the Old Testimant.
Exodus ear“ refers primarily to the Biblical ritual in Exodus 21:5-6, where a servant voluntarily commits to lifelong service in the Old Testemant by having their ear cut in public by the Master symbolizing loving devotion and voluntary servitude to the Master.
Exodus 29:20 and Leviticus 8:22-24 and 14:28 require it to be the right ear with blood on it to signify servitude.
Again, it must be voluntary and fully public, cut in the right ear with blood on the ear to signify permanent servitude to the Master.
hotsteamyxp on
I know I’m gonna get blasted to hell, but this was so clearly a photo-op.
sneekypetey on
Idk hard for me to grasp a narcissist would be in on someone taking shots at them. Much more if “you just hit the top of my ear” was part of his “plan” idk I don’t buy it. However it was obviously staged by someone… too many weird cowinky dinks or whatever the kids are sayin
SomeSamples on
I heard that the SS detail that day was full of substitutes. Not his normal detail.
Chillout-001 on
Of all the incompetence on that day, you pick this one?
Wild-Vegetable-7459 on
Have any of these secret service agents been spotted on any other detail?
This_Ad_5203 on
Hey blu anon did the people behind him really not die either or was that real
Strange_Low_1321 on
Photo op, really! Id be crouching too, honestly my ass would have been in that caddy honking the fuckin horn shit.
ThinkTankDad on
Or she tried to pull him down and he responded by standing up with fist pumps
4U2C88 on
The world is a stage
Evening-Rabbit-827 on
You KNOW they all rehearsed this multiple times beforehand.
Ok-Border3079 on
if it’s fake, which it probably is… the execution of it was money
daddy-bones on
The simple fact that this photo came out of it was enough for me to know it was staged.
heathmon1856 on
Still pissed they cut off the proam right before DJ Khalid was about to tee off for this sham
Jakbo_ on
Dei bro
nachtmuzic on
Oh yeah, the Hollywood fake ear blood pack photo.
julesmanson on
She was likely a DEI hire from Obama or Biden era.
ipreferjelly on
I called bullshit the second I saw said agent fumbling to holster her sidearm.
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She was knocked out by the smell of his diaper
His blood capsule smeared across his face after he bit it.
She wasn’t part of his detail, she just ran to cover him if I remember correctly.
Shit happens, not everything is a conspiracy.
Oh and btw he decided to stay up there for an extra 20 seconds for a photo op… If your life was in danger wouldnt you gtfo?
Whats the conspiracy theory here: the assasination attempt was fake? (But 1 ppl died, another bullet right next to his ear right when he turned his head, we all saw that)..
so the bullet was fake & blood was fake too, and no one really died? Or someone did die? And the shooter was just so good?
Or that they (power thst be) did want to assasinate him so they engaged the lousiest group of SS?
Didn’t they also lower the flag while all this was happenining so it fits in the frame of the photo?
That’s not the strangest thing about this event. It’s the incompetence of the SS to not cover a rooftop so close to the stage.
Edited to remove falses info! Sorry for folks!!
Portrait of an American Shitbag.
I remember watching the video and thinking they kept him on stage for WAY too long in one place. That was before I even realized it could have been staged.
would it surprise you to learn that she had never been a Secret Service agent before that day?
that most of the detail that day were harvested from Homeland Security and given a two hour webinar for training?
Definitely fake and staged
Look how quickly these goldfish forget that it was the Biden admin who put Mutt and Jeff on Trump detail.
This is after he was pulled down and after the team said the shooter was down.
Did you guys not watch the video?
Yeah are the agents not pulling him down? Cause he’s so manly and strong they couldn’t hold him back from his destiny, duh!
Seems like an elaborate WWF attitude era skit now and when it happened. Hmmm how do we get people behind this orange heap again…it worked…if it wasn’t…imagine that other universe. Bet it’s nice.
Stop. This was a conspiracy when it happened. Now it’s a cartoon.
she was trying to pick up his hat at that moment, because he wanted it and wouldn’t move until he had it
Imagine this was real lmao
Y’all are on the right track but the craziest part is the magic cartilage theory
that „fight fight fight“ shit is a direct steal from famous knute rockne newsreel footage of a locker room spiel — itself staged for the camera; that, and the amateur shuffling into position marked this as an arranged pose from the beginning
The literal instant I heard this news I was with my family and I said this was a publicity event to win him the election. And I said, he will win because of this.
fucking staged and i, like millions of others, knew from that photo op he’d win the presidency because i know how fucking stupid a lot of my fellow americans are smdh. it was painfully obvious it was a staged photo opportunity. and i used to watch wwf in the 90s, i know the ol’ tape a razor to your cuff trick. that little amount of blood screams wwf fake injury.
fuck any fool who voted for him.
In WWE it’s called blading, when you take a razor blade and knick yourself, lots of blood comes out, but you should heal just fine.
As we all know Trump is extremely connected to WWE and he would’ve known what blading is and how to do it. There was most definitely a shooter that day, as evidence by the innocent bystanders being shot, but the shooter was hired by Trump to make it seem more real.
Iraq’s PM reacted quicker to shoes being thrown at G.W. Bush than these (*alleged*) SSAs reacted to this (*alleged*) bullet at Trump,
Is she ducking down or trying to use what body weight she has to pull her charge downwards so he doesnt get his head blown off?
Everything you want to know about this event is in the Old Testimant.
Exodus ear“ refers primarily to the Biblical ritual in Exodus 21:5-6, where a servant voluntarily commits to lifelong service in the Old Testemant by having their ear cut in public by the Master symbolizing loving devotion and voluntary servitude to the Master.
Exodus 29:20 and Leviticus 8:22-24 and 14:28 require it to be the right ear with blood on it to signify servitude.
Again, it must be voluntary and fully public, cut in the right ear with blood on the ear to signify permanent servitude to the Master.
I know I’m gonna get blasted to hell, but this was so clearly a photo-op.
Idk hard for me to grasp a narcissist would be in on someone taking shots at them. Much more if “you just hit the top of my ear” was part of his “plan” idk I don’t buy it. However it was obviously staged by someone… too many weird cowinky dinks or whatever the kids are sayin
I heard that the SS detail that day was full of substitutes. Not his normal detail.
Of all the incompetence on that day, you pick this one?
Have any of these secret service agents been spotted on any other detail?
Hey blu anon did the people behind him really not die either or was that real
Photo op, really! Id be crouching too, honestly my ass would have been in that caddy honking the fuckin horn shit.
Or she tried to pull him down and he responded by standing up with fist pumps
The world is a stage
You KNOW they all rehearsed this multiple times beforehand.
if it’s fake, which it probably is… the execution of it was money
The simple fact that this photo came out of it was enough for me to know it was staged.
Still pissed they cut off the proam right before DJ Khalid was about to tee off for this sham
Dei bro
Oh yeah, the Hollywood fake ear blood pack photo.
She was likely a DEI hire from Obama or Biden era.
I called bullshit the second I saw said agent fumbling to holster her sidearm.