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    Trump sagt, er sei bereit, die Militäraktion gegen den Iran wieder aufzunehmen

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    1. Inevitable_Butthole on

      Mar 3: „We won the war.“
      Mar 7: „We defeated Iran.“
      Mar 9: „We must attack Iran.“ „The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.“
      Mar 12: „We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.“
      Mar 13: „We won the war.“
      Mar 14: „Please help us.“
      Mar 15: „If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.“
      Mar 16: „Actually, we don’t need any help at all.“ „I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.“ „If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.“
      Mar 17: „We neither need nor want NATO’s help.“ „I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.“
      Mar 18: „Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.“
      Mar 19: „US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz“
      Mar 20: „NATO are cowards.“
      Mar 21: „We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.“
      Mar 22: „This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours.“ „Iran is Dead“
      Mar 23: „We are giving them more time.“
      Mar 24: „The war is nearing its end.“
      Mar 25: „We are still negotiating.“
      Mar 26: „Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time.“
      Mar 27: „Talks with iran are going very well“
      Mar 28: „War will be over soon“
      Mar 29: „Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont“
      Mar 30: „Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells“
      Mar 31: „We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK.“
      April 1: „Iran wants a ceasefire“ / „Strongly considering pulling out of NATO“ / „There’s no deal with Iran“
      April 3:“We can take their oil and make a fortune“
      April 5:“Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell“
      April 6:“US could charge for strait of hormuz passage“
      April 7:“A whole civilization will die tonight“
      April 8:“Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened“ *strait closed*
      April 9:“NATO allies have days to reopen the strait“
      April 10:“Iran has no cards“
      April 11:“We’re going to open up the strait“
      April 12:“US will blockade the strait“
      April 16:“I told NATO to stay away, they were useless“
      April 17:“Iran has agreed to never close the strait again“ *iran closes the strait*
      April 18:“We might have to start dropping bombs again“
      April 19:“If iran doesnt sign the deal their whole country is going to get blown up“

    3. Alive_Internet on

      This is a waste of resources. All they need to do is keep up the blockade and have some patience. Iran will fold eventually, and military action won’t be necessary.

    4. forever_useless on

      >President Donald Trump told PBS News on Monday morning that if the ceasefire with Iran expires Tuesday, „then lots of bombs start going off.“

      At least he can backpedal tomorrow since it taco Tuesday. Just in time to pump and dump the market to make him the biggest gains.

    9. Ranier_Wolfnight on

      How is this not maddening to MAGA!? This is the literal definition for insanity!!

    10. K1ngofnoth1ng on

      Wait, I though Netanyahu already announced that the US had resumed military action this morning? What does it matter what Trump says? Trump doesn’t even care what Trump says 90% of the time.

    11. HeatWaveToTheCrowd on

      Grandpa is ready to resume military action against Iran, but tomorrow is Tuesday, and what’s on the menu?

    14. AtillaTheHyundai on

      I am so freaking tired. Am I going to have to up my depression meds a 3rd time???

    16. mechy84 on

      Remember the ICE shootings in Minneapolis? That was earlier *this year*.

      2028 is feeling like 10 years from now.

    17. r21174 on

      CEO and big companies are making record profits. While us regular citizens are living in the broken mess. Thanks to our great leader.

    20. Sniperkitten42 on

      Why are we still listening to this clown, is it just the stock market?

      How did America manage to fuck up capitalism? Especially with all that free speech?

      Oh that’s right I forgot, religion and guns. In that order.

    22. GabeDef on

      Can’t wait for Baron’s hereditary bone spurs to keep him from going over to fight.

    24. CatfishRebel on

      > **Is Iran still participating in the talks that will be happening in Islamabad? Will they still be there?**
      >
      > *I don’t know. I mean, they’re supposed to be there. We agreed to be there, although they say we didn’t. But no, it was set up. And we’ll see whether or not it’s there. If they’re not there, that’s fine too.*

      What the fuck does this even mean?

    25. Anal-buttsex on

      Someone should tell serving military members: see a doctor for every little injury you pick up. 30% disability even if you fall off a humvee like an idiot, and 70% rating for PTSD from whatever bullshit you see over there. And look up VA disability benefits. 

    26. TiredOfDebates on

      The echo chamber of „market manipulation is the reason for EVERYTHING“ is unbelievably boring.

      In actuality, the talks between Iran and the USA in Pakistan (who is acting as mediator) are going nowhere.

      If the talks aren’t going anywhere (and they probably won’t), then the White House will believe Iran is feigning diplomacy as just a stalling tactic.

      Without an Iran-specific AUMF from Congress, the Trump administration has until May 1st to LEGALLY pursue the war. After which point, further military operations in Iran become illegal for the White House, without Congressional Authorization.

      It makes complete sense for Iran to stall for time until May 1st. It’s what I would do if I were them. At which point, legally, the USA is supposed to withdrawal, wherein Iran will „declare victory.“

      It’s pretty hard to imagine a bunch of Congress voting for an Iran-specific Authorization for Use of Military Force with mid-terms right around the corner.

      In the talks in Pakistan, Iran’s been demanding the right to enrich Uranium to any level, the removal of all sanctions placed on Iran, the right to continue to fund Hamas, Hezbollah, Iraq PMF, and basically every other Iranian hardliner position. Because the IRGC is in control of Iran, and they are pissed.

      …

      I’m interested to see what happens in early May, and see if the US pulls out, or if they just ignore the War Powers Act. If the Trump administration just ignores the War Powers Act… I don’t know if the US military would go along with Trump ordering them to continue on with a campaign in Iran.

    27. Humble-Translator-88 on

      Man these people are so rich have it all yet still don’t know what they want to do. It’s crazy to think with so much power youd make the world a better place and die a hero, you can give so many people a great life and none of them will even be near you because of your wealth yet they enjoy just fucking shit up for fun.

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