Apple-CEO Tim Cook tritt zurück, John Ternus wird als neuer Apple-CEO bestätigt
Tim Cook stepping down this year, John Ternus confirmed as next Apple CEO
Apple-CEO Tim Cook tritt zurück, John Ternus wird als neuer Apple-CEO bestätigt
Tim Cook stepping down this year, John Ternus confirmed as next Apple CEO
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Someone else’s turn to polish the orange nob.
The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Tim Apple is now simply Tim.
Tim Apple days are over?? John Apple doesn’t ring the same
Finally, John Apple
Good old Johnny Appleseed taking over
Finally, John Apple!
Hahah remember a few months back where he said he wasn’t leaving cause he liked it so much. Never believe a damn thing a ceo says.
He was previously hardware chief. Will be good to have a product person at the helm, rather than a finance guy.
He’s not exactly going away though:
>Apple says Tim Cook will become chairman of the board.
John Ternus is only 50 years old too! Lead hardware engineering for a long time in Apple.
John Ternus was an engineer originally. Do we think this means more innovation and less product fatigue over the next decade?
Why Ternus, though? Wouldn’t Federighi be a better choice as a more product oriented executive that could take the helm?
Man, Tim Onion is buying InfoWars and now Tim Apple is stepping down.
Big day for the Tim produces of the world.
Apple : „John, Ternus back to what we were under Steve Jobs.“
Long live John Apple
This could be really good for apple as john ternus wants to innovate and not do incremental improvements.
Plus, John is the head of the initiative advocating for self repajr.
He saw the size of that AI bubble and is cutting and running before it pops
No doubt will be called John Turnips by Trump.
I think we should all take a moment to share our favourite Tim Cook memories. Here is mine…
I’ll never forget watching him wave the chequered flag at the end of the US F1 GP. I have honestly never in my life seen a man give less of a fuck about anything. It was momentus to me. Just incredible. He looked like he couldn’t even be really all that bothered to ask, what even is this shit? I will take it to my grave.
Fucking Tim Apple
That’s a big Apple turnover
Johnny Apple it is
Guy’s been at Apple since 2001. At the very least, he’s not a hollow suit coming in to cut overhead to the bone.
/r/wallstreetbets just exploded.
Tim Cook voice: Today, we’re excited to introduce our most advanced CEO ever: John Ternus. This CEO Pro Max Plus Neo, features breakthrough leadership performance, all day energy, and an incredible new executive mindset, built for the future of Apple. “John is our best CEO yet”, said Tim Cook.
„As executive chairman, Cook will assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world.“ I guess cook will now be a full time Trump fluffer. How many golden gifts will he have to give trump year to get ongoing tariff exemptions?
His entire career will be defined by its last couple of years. He’ll want to be remembered for the decades he put in at Apple and elsewhere, but all anyone will ever see is him presenting that ridiculous golden trophy to Trump.
Can John Apple finally fix the key oard?
John Appleseed
*Tim Apple
Stepping down as a CEO to work as a executive chairman responsible for the department of politician a*s kissing.
AAPL to the moon 🚀🌘