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41 Kommentare
It’s getting boring.
To the surprise of no-one, except of course Trump and his lackeys.
I’m getting whiplash from all this
How about lift the blockade when the internet is opened up again for the people of Iran.
I’m tired, boss!
US won’t remove the blockade. That’s for sure. This was an obvious
Remember just a little while ago when Donnie Diapers was whining to reopen the straight and now he is trying to close the Straight. Hmmmmmm
Could they just install stoplights at both ends already?!
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp
Just more market manipulation by Taco
Well, it’s Friday so they’ll (Trump & Co) wait until the markets close then do some fuckery so the markets drop again on Monday to do this all over again next week.
If ya’ll still think this is about Iran I’ve got several bridges to sell you
Can I get a pictograph timeline of the openings and closings?
There it is. We tried getting cute and they’ve seen these play before.
A dozen ships made the move toward the new Iranian route and then ALL turned back. Iran still wants to charge a toll fee. Did this ridiculous Administration not think anyone would notice? Or is it another Market Manipulation Friday?
[https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045215990632362430?s=20](https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045215990632362430?s=20)
All of this shit keeps changing every few hours
So shut the strait the U.S. is blocking that they are blocking? Is this Inception 2?
This is way better than if we had the lady with the weird laugh running America. Humanity thrives in chaos.
It’s open! No it’s closed! No it’s open! No it’s closed! No it’s open! No it’s closed! No it’s open! No it’s closed! No it’s open! No it’s closed! No it’s open!
Welp, that was a nice 3 hours of peace. Guess we’re back to this. Not that I’m surprised.
Stop the blockade of my blockade or I’m going to blockade your blockade of my blockade!
Can someone tell me what the fuck is actually going on? Who is like officially speaking for Iran?
(Rich) People are making so much money on this market manipulation it’s incredible
Its hilarious listening to all the political podcasts lately. They can’t keep up. Since they all publish the day after they record, and news keeps changing so quickly, they’re all discussing out of date information. Even though its only out of date by 1 day, it sounds like youre listening to news thats weeks old.
You know, Iran probably saw the post about Trump claiming the opening of the strait was due to him and deserved thanks, then decide to promptly fuck with him.
This is getting old, very fast. wtf man
Just rename it to Schrödinger’s Strait.
Is it open or not? It seems to change by the millisecond. At this point it’s Schrodinger’s strait. It’s either open or shut, depending on which news outlet you observe at this instant in time.
Threaten to shut down something that is shut down?
Just in time for market close
Iran closes the straight, USA blockades the straight because Iran closed the straight now Iran threatens to close the straight because USA blockaded the straight because Iran closed the straight.
But he said „thank you“ :C
/s
Story broke too early, markets haven’t closed yet. That is weekend news when the markets aren’t open.
Can someone please shut off that Sonny and Cher song that keeps playing?
DUCK SEASON!
RABBIT SEASON!
repeat.
This reality just doesn’t add up.
Red light Green light. Repeat.
Thats it. I’m shutting down the studio!
So who is blockading whom?
So… who’s blockading the strait again?
Announce open when the market opens, announce close as the market closes..