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    Einreichungserklärung zu Regel 10: Das können Sie sich nicht ausdenken…Donald Trump nannte die Straße von Hormus tatsächlich die "Straße von Iran". Teheran überschlägt sich wahrscheinlich vor Lachen "Hey, der Klang gefällt uns."

    Von yellowjackethokie

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    1. set-monkey on

      Until the unmentionable rogue nation, funded by US taxpayers attacks again. Sucker bets shorting oil when the trend is up.

      Iran opened up to appease Beijing, but also knowing the attacks on Gaza and Lebanon will continue. So will the disruptions. So, the stock rally is also for suckers.

    2. Flip17 on

      and he freed up 20 billion in frozen assets. So let’s set the scene

      strait is open. assets frozen.

      bomb Iran. strait closed. beg for a re-open. dont get it. start an ineffectual blockade.

      beg iran to re-open the strait. pay them 20 billion. declare victory.

    4. _Kreenicks on

      Who cares. 90% of the people insulting him probably didn’t know what the straight of Hormuz was until it popped up on their TikTok this week. 

    5. Show_Bewbs on

      I mean there was probably a polymarket bet saying that at 9:06 am april17 Trump would call it the strait of iran for 10 million

    6. bugboi on

      Shorts set up before close or 20 min from the next catastrophic announcement.

    8. cjweisman on

      We started with an open strait, killed a bunch of school girls and now the strait is open again. Seems about right.

    12. Active-Agent3149 on

      Im convinced this guy would burn the world if he got to rule the ashes, it’s real life little finger

    13. New_Shift_3903 on

      The Strait of Iran may be open, but the Strait of Hormuz still looks pretty shut down on marine traffic website.

    14. Standard-Money-2754 on

      Europe and China and Russia and Pakistan made a deal… Trump taking credit.

    17. avehicled on

      Announced at Market open, that’s how you know it’s bullshit. It’ll be closed again by the end of the weekend.

    19. enough_of_this_crap on

      Why has no one in here mentioned that it is now open because apparently Iran got their demand met that they stop the bombing Lebanon? Is this the elephant in the room?

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