JD Vance spottete über die Misserfolge im Iran und in Ungarn am Wochenende: „Auf einer historischen Erfolgsbilanz“

>“He campaigns for AfD in Germany – they lose. Invited the Pope to come to U.S. for Trump’s big event – Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran – fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orban – who gets smoked.”

I mean, the guy failed to buy donuts without being awkward. Was he really the best option for any of these?

I found some waste and fraud in our government, who do I call? Why are we paying this guy he’s still cashing peter thiel checks…

Wake me up when „mocked“ becomes „indicted for treason“. Vote in do-something Dems in the primaries and then vote these ghouls out come midterms. 

JD *total failure* Vance. Congratulations, America.

Sounds like he needs to retreat to the Couch Cave for some alone time. Rethink his alliances. Maybe get a new couch.

IF and it’s a big IF you attribute some level of strategic thinking to Trump then this could be him doing Vance’s legs for his lack of support over Iran (without making it look like he’s doing his legs).

He knows Orban is going to lose so he sends Vance to get him linked to a loser.

He knows the Iranian talks are going to fail so he sends Vance for the same reason.

Both public failures. Both linked to Vance. Who are they not linked to.

Rubio

You do the math as they say.

Alternatively it’s Rubio behind the scenes „No, JD, I’d love you to go. I don’t mind at all“

Even South Park didn’t come up with that 😅😅😅

Just Dumb Vance at work.

As others appointed out, I don’t think he was likely to accomplish anything.

The good news with Orban is that they had what appears to be a fair election, and Orban was removed as a result. I think the Hungarians were upset with Orban’s public support of Russia, as opposed to working with the EU that they are a part of.

In Pakistan, there was never going to be a deal when the US presents the terms of settlement, and just tells the Iranians they have to do it. That’s not negotiation, at least that’s how it was publicly presented in the news.

I think this is significant – he endorsed Orban thinking how much influence USA has on Europeans. Looks like not anymore. Trump destroyed even this.

I’m pretty sure Trump is purposefully setting JD Vance up to look like a loser. This is how Trump operates, he wants to make sure only he remains popular in the republican party and force the republicans with only one option. He didn’t give Vance the photo op during the venezuela operation he also got rid of Noem after she had too much ambition for a run at 2028 .

He’ll bounce back after a relaxing few days off on the couch.

Imagine being the rags to riches story where this nobody gets to travel Europe promoting good ideals and talking to some of the biggest names. Instead he’s the posterchild lard for fascism romping around Europe getting shat on

…put him in charge for the campaign in Nov for mid terms ..he has a stellar record lol

Didn’t the last pope die after meting Vance?

I mean, we knew he’d screw it up when he could not order donuts

Either pick some set of donuts or say „whatever your normal variety pack is“, “ whatever makes sense“ is awkward unless we are stoned and I am generally not high on television

Although he was kind of set up for failure if he needed to ask the Pope to pretend Trump isn’t the worst thing ever, the Pope was not going to go pretend to like Trump unless it came with billions of dollars for starving kids

Can he come and campaign for Reform next so Nigel Farage can fade into obscurity where he belongs?