JD Vance sagt, die US-Delegation habe Pakistan verlassen, nachdem es zu keiner Einigung mit dem Iran gekommen sei
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/12/jd-vance-says-no-deal-us-iran-pakistan-talks-islamabad
JD Vance sagt, die US-Delegation habe Pakistan verlassen, nachdem es zu keiner Einigung mit dem Iran gekommen sei
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/12/jd-vance-says-no-deal-us-iran-pakistan-talks-islamabad
35 Kommentare
What happens now?
And on Sunday, we will get stock manipulation news.
Yes. We know you’re a failure, JD.
“We’ve tried nothing, and have run out of ideas”
Another article was saying they’ll continue on Sunday. Wtf?
What? JD Vance couldn’t accomplish anything?
I’m surprised they didn’t just massacre them right in that room before leaving, it’s the kinda thing I expect from America these days.
Just for some perspective…. The previous deal with Iran under the Obama administration took about 3 years to make.
Was there any thank yous?
They spend one day talking and that is it. What morons.
This was never a serious ceasefire. Just a way to buy time. We’ve sent too many resources there and we’re yolked to a sociopathic country who needs us to die for them while they don’t lift a finger
It’s probably hard to want to make a deal with a country that assassinated your leader, killed thousands of your citizens, has a lunatic threatening to wipe out your civilization. And this all on top of the U.S. being liars who let Israel violate the ceasefire almost immediately.
For all the talk of deal making, the Trump administration sure sucks shit at making any deals.
Why are they so bad at playing all the cards I keep hearing they have?
Art of the deal!
Concepts of a deal are in the works. Expect this to drop before markets open Monday
BREAKING NEWS ISLAMABAD IS REPORTING THAT EVERY COUCH STORE IN THE AREA IS SOLD OUT.
Surprise, surprise. Now what?
Iran: “JD, if you call Donald *right now* and he answers the phone while at UFC — we have a deal.”
Vance: 😐
Gave peace a full day. Better call it in.
Trump said they already won bigly. Why do they even need to beg and negotiate with the losing side? Just pack up and leave the middle east after such tremendous success.
Lol, loser Trump administration..
Obama had this shit locked up tight. Then came orange poopy pants.
The art of the deal.
„Hard work made us quit.“
Bro, it was one day. What the fuck.
„You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.“
Delegation: Vance, Kushner, Witkoff.
With these fellows, this outcome was guaranteed. None of them have any experience in statecraft other than couch humping or brokering realestate.
Weasels, frankly.
Did they not give him a proper couch to fuck?
He found the couches much too hard.
Honestly who the hell thought Vance could do anything?
If Iran really wants to troll Trump, they should ask for Obama to be at the negotiations
Ahahahaha ffs.
Gotta laugh otherwise you’d probably cry.
Sure everyone is getting rich though.
I am amazed he couldn’t get a deal reached. Who knew he was bad at this?
Probably showed up with a list of demands instead of actually attempting to negotiate something that would work for all parties. All they know is how to bully others into giving in to their terms
It’s been *a day.* I had marathon gaming sessions longer than these talks!
Didn’t Iran already agree once before not to build nukes and Trump tore that agreement up?