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    OpenAI: Hey, wir haben auch ein neues Tool, das so unheimlich leistungsfähig ist, dass wir es nicht veröffentlichen können


    OpenAI: Hey, wir haben auch ein neues Tool, das so unheimlich leistungsfähig ist, dass wir es nicht veröffentlichen können

    https://gizmodo.com/openai-hey-we-also-have-a-new-tool-that-is-so-scarily-powerful-we-cant-release-it-2000744569

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    1. lolwut778 on

      It’s like a high school kid telling his friends that he has a hot cheerleader girlfriend that goes to a different school.

    2. Neuromancer_Bot on

      I have it too.
      It’s wonderful, but I’m sorry you can’t see it. But if you give me 1bln more I can think about it.

    3. Indigoh on

      If it’s too scary to sell to the public, I guarantee they’re selling to to someone else.

    4. Clean-Excitement63 on

      But it still can’t draw a picture of a spleen. 

      Go ahead and ask ChatGPT. It’ll draw a kidney every damn time. 

    7. Error_404_403 on

      Belated marketing move. OpenAI is catching up–for many months already. Bad sign.

    10. Odysseyan on

      What a coincidence, I have one too. It’s so powerful and smart, I had to lock it away in my mum’s basement.

    12. Exostrike on

      It keeps declaring us a threat to human civilization no matter how many times we tweak it.

    14. Firevee on

      Did they lock Sam Altman in the building?

      He qualifies as a tool, a scary one. 

    16. matrinox on

      To the people who buy into the marketing: if it really was that good but can’t release it, why wouldn’t they just start a subsidiary to use it “ethically” while raking in billions? Or maybe it’s not cost effective or maybe they’re lying. Use some critical thinking guys. If even they won’t start this company to utilize it cause it’s too “dangerous”, then they should destroy it right now, all the research papers with it.

    17. greenlight-approvals on

      They said the same thing during the effort to push Altman out of the company. I remember part of the narrative was they were thiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to AGI and Altman wanted it and the board was scared of it.

    20. sargonas on

      Uh huh, sure. Know how I know they are lying? Because unlike Anthropic, they would rush that sucker to market as fast as the code could compile, because Altman has the ethics of a pistachio.

    22. ohaiibuzzle on

      I have an AI so powerful I replaced my girlfriend with it.

      But she is too powerful if I release it the world will start gooning uncontrollably so I have to keep it on my airgapped machine’s encrypted SSD.

    27. obliviousofobvious on

      So, what’s the point then? „We have nukes….so gice us money?“

      This sounds like he was told they have a potential breakthrough in accuracy/efficiency of reasoning from a C suite report that, itself, was hyperbolized by that c suit to make his department look better.

      Engineer: We improved accuracy by 2%

      C Suite: ChatGPT is Twice as Good

      Altman: we got AGI, but you’re not ready for it.

    29. Loose_General4018 on

      Anthropic drops a 244-page system card and OpenAI suddenly remembers they also have something too scary to show anyone.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

    30. Nanowith on

      Alt man’s uncle also works for Nintendo, and CHATGPT has a Canadian girlfriend but she’s shy so you can’t see photos.

    31. pkk888 on

      LOL. Why is it that these big and important companies cant have a leadership we can take seriously?

    34. WinnerOfD on

      So they basically admit AI is at a dead end because nobody should use it?

      What now?

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