Everyone, go ahead, pretend to be shocked. We all knew this was coming. Taco strikes again.
Quesabirria on
It’s Taco Tuesday!
iBeyy on
Cause Global Chaos
Bet Against Market
Markets Crash
Profit from Short Selling
Rinse & Repeat…
Turkey-Scientist on
I literally went out to get some Taco Tuesday BOGO deals for dinner, got home, ate them, wonderful, then checked my phone to see this lol
kibblerz on
I seriously doubt Iran will reopen the strait..
watch-nerd on
Market manipulation at its finest!
WTI down -20% on the news.
Shorts made a killing, longs get rekt.
Fair-Internal8445 on
As I have previously said, Trump cannot afford to escalate because Iran will escalate further. Trump is now signaling he is willing to agree to Iran’s 10 point proposal which is far more demanding than what was proposed by Iran pre war. Essentially an Iranian victory.
ProudScroll on
That’s a pretty damn big if…
Obviously Trump doesn’t have anywhere near the stomach for a fight that he wants us to think he does and is trying to weasel his way out of this, but what happens when the Iranians don’t reopen the strait, as they almost certainly won’t?
My guess is this is almost certainly just more stock market manipulation.
UPDATE: so [looks like](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-israel) the Iranians have agreed, though the Iranians will maintain military control of the strait and are claiming the US has agreed to lift sanctions, so this feels less like a deal and more like Trump just capitulating.
N33DL on
The Iranian regime is begging for a deal, but we will see if they hold their end of the bargain. They have been lying for years, attacking their neighbors and murdering their own citizens, so hard to say.
DankSinatra2128 on
What’s with all this taco talk?
TheMailmanic on
Big if
High_Priestess17 on
According to the Iran National Security Council these are the conditions the U.S. accepted:
1—Commitment to non-aggression
2—Continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz
3—Acceptance of uranium enrichment
4—Lifting of all primary sanctions
5—Lifting of all secondary sanctions
6—Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions
7—Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions
8—Payment of compensation to Iran
9—Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region
10—Cessation of war on all fronts, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon
I’m pretty sure Israel doesn’t agree, what’s to stop them from attacking anyway?
LuckyGrifter430 on
So, did he threaten this big attack, wait until the last few hours of his ultimatum, and then just accept their original proposal…? If so, what was the point of any of this?
soalone34 on
This ceasefire is just to restock interceptors and pressure China to restrain Iran.
They won’t leave the strait in Irans hands. That would mean Iran could make 100 billion every year and crater multiple countries economies if they don’t obey it.
refep on
Submission statement:
> The US and Iran have agreed to a ceasefire
> Mediation occurred through Pakistan
> This will lead to talks towards a broader deal
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I hate to say it, but there’s no way Trump obeys the ceasefire.
exploringspace_ on
Just prolonging the inevitable at this point. The only reason they got this far is because Israel needs it to survive, and that’s not changing anytime soon.
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Everyone, go ahead, pretend to be shocked. We all knew this was coming. Taco strikes again.
It’s Taco Tuesday!
Cause Global Chaos
Bet Against Market
Markets Crash
Profit from Short Selling
Rinse & Repeat…
I literally went out to get some Taco Tuesday BOGO deals for dinner, got home, ate them, wonderful, then checked my phone to see this lol
I seriously doubt Iran will reopen the strait..
Market manipulation at its finest!
WTI down -20% on the news.
Shorts made a killing, longs get rekt.
As I have previously said, Trump cannot afford to escalate because Iran will escalate further. Trump is now signaling he is willing to agree to Iran’s 10 point proposal which is far more demanding than what was proposed by Iran pre war. Essentially an Iranian victory.
That’s a pretty damn big if…
Obviously Trump doesn’t have anywhere near the stomach for a fight that he wants us to think he does and is trying to weasel his way out of this, but what happens when the Iranians don’t reopen the strait, as they almost certainly won’t?
My guess is this is almost certainly just more stock market manipulation.
UPDATE: so [looks like](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-israel) the Iranians have agreed, though the Iranians will maintain military control of the strait and are claiming the US has agreed to lift sanctions, so this feels less like a deal and more like Trump just capitulating.
The Iranian regime is begging for a deal, but we will see if they hold their end of the bargain. They have been lying for years, attacking their neighbors and murdering their own citizens, so hard to say.
What’s with all this taco talk?
Big if
According to the Iran National Security Council these are the conditions the U.S. accepted:
1—Commitment to non-aggression
2—Continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz
3—Acceptance of uranium enrichment
4—Lifting of all primary sanctions
5—Lifting of all secondary sanctions
6—Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions
7—Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions
8—Payment of compensation to Iran
9—Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region
10—Cessation of war on all fronts, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon
Very interesting to watch this unfold.
Edit: You can read the full statement from DropSite here https://x.com/dropsitenews/status/2041658177901797867?s=46&t=bTghJ1JiY-3InCcvj2cGRQ
It’s a great achievement to open the Strait for the first time since before they got it shut down in the first place.
Who negotiated this? Its actually extraordinary
It sounds like that he basically caved on everything
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-israel
TACO never fails.
Ladies and gentlement….the art of the deal
I’m pretty sure Israel doesn’t agree, what’s to stop them from attacking anyway?
So, did he threaten this big attack, wait until the last few hours of his ultimatum, and then just accept their original proposal…? If so, what was the point of any of this?
This ceasefire is just to restock interceptors and pressure China to restrain Iran.
They won’t leave the strait in Irans hands. That would mean Iran could make 100 billion every year and crater multiple countries economies if they don’t obey it.
Submission statement:
> The US and Iran have agreed to a ceasefire
> Mediation occurred through Pakistan
> This will lead to talks towards a broader deal
I hate to say it, but there’s no way Trump obeys the ceasefire.
Just prolonging the inevitable at this point. The only reason they got this far is because Israel needs it to survive, and that’s not changing anytime soon.