Can we take a second to appreciate how wild it is that the guy from The Apprentice gets to pick and choose bombing targets tempting WW3? It’s like a Kurt Vonnegut book, but even more absurd
PerfectGanache7134 on
Go back to bed, grandpa
albatrossSKY on
Everything he says is final until he sees a different headline or talks to someone else. its just terrifying that attacking an entire countrys power grid is being handled like a reality tv cliffhanger
OldWolf2 on
Absolutely the last. Final. Full stop. Cross my heart and hope to be spanked until my bottom goes purple.
BrightEdge8171 on
Must be nice being accountable to absolutely no one
Ihavenoideatall on
Sure sure. Ok ok.
Turkish27 on
I wonder how many people in the military have just said, „no“ to orders like these, only to get sacked/replaced/demoted/discharged so that a „yes“ man will do it.
I don’t mean the generals, because we’ve all seen that happen already. I mean the actual troops on the ground.
ConcentrateDeepTrans on
He’s bluffing. Iran called his bluff. Everyone knows it. Trump Always Chickens Out.
-Griff on
Somebody stop this madman. He’ll doom us all.
WiskeyUniformTango on
Somethings fishy about these tacos.
iyamwhatiyam8000 on
Should BLOTUS attack power plants then Iran will destroy what is left of Gulf oil infrastructure and the Strait of Hormuz will become irrelevant if oil cannot be loaded – 20% of global oil supply will then be taken out for years and what is already shaping up to be an economic recession could well become a global economic depression.
TriXter69 on
And this time… I mean it
Jedi_Swimmer2 on
Either TACO, or it’s blatant War Crimes on full display!
xbenayx on
Remember your oath.
Halberd96 on
We need to liberate the Iranian civilians from power and bridges
oldschoolczar on
NOTE. He means it this time, until 9:15 EST on Tuesday.
jjax2003 on
Mar 3: „We won the war.“
Mar 7: „We defeated Iran.“
Mar 9: „We must attack Iran.“
Mar 9: „The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.“
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: „We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.“
Mar 13: „We won the war.“
Mar 14: „Please help us.“
Mar 15: „If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.“
Mar 16: „Actually, we don’t need any help at all.“
Mar 16: „I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.“
Mar 16: „If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.“
Mar 17: „We neither need nor want NATO’s help.“
Mar 17: „I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.“
Mar 18: „Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.“
Mar 19: „US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.“
Mar 20: „NATO are cowards.“
Mar 21: „The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.“
Mar 22: „This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait“
Mar 22: „Iran is Dead“
Mar 23: „We had very good and productive talks with Iran.“
Mar 24: „We’re making progress.“
Mar 24: „[Iran] gave us a present and the present arrived today, and it was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money.“
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: „Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.“
Mar 27: „We don’t have to be there for NATO.“
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: „Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.“
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was „very close“ and that Iran would „do the right thing“
Apr 1: „We’ll see what happens very soon.“
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: „Something big is going to happen.“
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply „immediately“ or face further consequences.
Apr 5: „Open the fuckin‘ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.“
I stole this post fair and square from u/BaconManDan9
platoface541 on
I hate to quote Tucker Carlson but Trump is telling us what he’s going to do. None of us can say I had no idea. He is making us all accomplices in his crimes tomorrow.
totallysurpriseme on
Such an impressive leader.
PepperMill_NA on
The US is an international terrorist organization.
GabeDef on
Iran is making the biggest fool out of this Administration just by doing nothing.
Megidolaon10 on
That’s before the final’s final and the final’s final’s final afterward…
Galliagamer on
Any military officers that follow these orders should, along with Trump, be prosecuted for war crimes.
Zio_2 on
I didn’t have America joining the ranks of Russia and Israel in war criminals in my 2026 bingo card.
zcas on
Republicans literally gave control of the military to this guy.
No_Performance_8657 on
He can’t die soon enough
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TACO Tuesday
Can we take a second to appreciate how wild it is that the guy from The Apprentice gets to pick and choose bombing targets tempting WW3? It’s like a Kurt Vonnegut book, but even more absurd
Go back to bed, grandpa
Everything he says is final until he sees a different headline or talks to someone else. its just terrifying that attacking an entire countrys power grid is being handled like a reality tv cliffhanger
Absolutely the last. Final. Full stop. Cross my heart and hope to be spanked until my bottom goes purple.
Must be nice being accountable to absolutely no one
Sure sure. Ok ok.
I wonder how many people in the military have just said, „no“ to orders like these, only to get sacked/replaced/demoted/discharged so that a „yes“ man will do it.
I don’t mean the generals, because we’ve all seen that happen already. I mean the actual troops on the ground.
He’s bluffing. Iran called his bluff. Everyone knows it. Trump Always Chickens Out.
Somebody stop this madman. He’ll doom us all.
Somethings fishy about these tacos.
Should BLOTUS attack power plants then Iran will destroy what is left of Gulf oil infrastructure and the Strait of Hormuz will become irrelevant if oil cannot be loaded – 20% of global oil supply will then be taken out for years and what is already shaping up to be an economic recession could well become a global economic depression.
And this time… I mean it
Either TACO, or it’s blatant War Crimes on full display!
Remember your oath.
We need to liberate the Iranian civilians from power and bridges
NOTE. He means it this time, until 9:15 EST on Tuesday.
Mar 3: „We won the war.“
Mar 7: „We defeated Iran.“
Mar 9: „We must attack Iran.“
Mar 9: „The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.“
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: „We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.“
Mar 13: „We won the war.“
Mar 14: „Please help us.“
Mar 15: „If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.“
Mar 16: „Actually, we don’t need any help at all.“
Mar 16: „I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.“
Mar 16: „If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.“
Mar 17: „We neither need nor want NATO’s help.“
Mar 17: „I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.“
Mar 18: „Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.“
Mar 19: „US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.“
Mar 20: „NATO are cowards.“
Mar 21: „The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.“
Mar 22: „This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait“
Mar 22: „Iran is Dead“
Mar 23: „We had very good and productive talks with Iran.“
Mar 24: „We’re making progress.“
Mar 24: „[Iran] gave us a present and the present arrived today, and it was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money.“
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: „Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.“
Mar 27: „We don’t have to be there for NATO.“
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: „Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.“
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was „very close“ and that Iran would „do the right thing“
Apr 1: „We’ll see what happens very soon.“
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: „Something big is going to happen.“
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply „immediately“ or face further consequences.
Apr 5: „Open the fuckin‘ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.“
I stole this post fair and square from u/BaconManDan9
I hate to quote Tucker Carlson but Trump is telling us what he’s going to do. None of us can say I had no idea. He is making us all accomplices in his crimes tomorrow.
Such an impressive leader.
The US is an international terrorist organization.
Iran is making the biggest fool out of this Administration just by doing nothing.
That’s before the final’s final and the final’s final’s final afterward…
Any military officers that follow these orders should, along with Trump, be prosecuted for war crimes.
I didn’t have America joining the ranks of Russia and Israel in war criminals in my 2026 bingo card.
Republicans literally gave control of the military to this guy.
He can’t die soon enough