Sure. Irgc failed to capture the golden goose and trying to spin this off as a failed pirate mission
Funny-Ambition-7631 on
Oh yeah we had 48 hours to capture the pilot but we failed now we need a cover-up. Makes sense IRGC
ResortClear730 on
But I thought it was a completely failed operation? Oh wait, the IRGC is trying to save face after the US Military made them look incompetent by freely conducting a ground operation 200 miles in their own country. Sucks to suck, IRGC is incompetent.
Fancy_Exchange_9821 on
Kinda embarrassing that they couldn’t stop tier 1 ops from rescuing the downed pilot despite their chest pounding
IntelArtiGen on
I do not trust the US with all the details of the operation but I’ll clearly also not trust Iran for that. I guess it might be hard to have the complete truth quickly. Iran probably doesn’t know much, and even the CIA admitted they used a deception campaign during the rescue. So if we think we clearly know what happened, well we might be wrong.
ersentenza on
Oh, it is a bullshit contest now?
RobertLeeSwagger on
Is it just me or does Iran seem to track various theories online and then provide support for those theories. It’s a smart disinformation strategy if so and there’s been at least a few times where it turned out to be fact.
yetanothrmate on
I remember a certain Maga president saying if you need rescue u are a loser . but now i see all these magas cheering a rescue that woulddnt be needed should they not be there to begin with …
Shitting on Iran when you are the one that started isnt the flex you think it is …
Legitimate-Tip-2149 on
I mean it is somewhat suspicious that all these lost aircraft were hundreds of kilometers from where the pilot went down, and instead rather close to one of Iran’s nuclear sites, matching an operation to steal the uranium that the US had been floating. But on the other hand, both regimes are a bunch of liars, so who knows.
beragis on
So now Iran admits they have enriched uranium. Not sure who us more stupid Trump or Iran’s leaders
ForeverYoung_Feb29 on
This is only vaguely newsworthy because trust in what the US says has eroded so badly.
Also, Iran admits they have enriched uranium?
RutherfordRevelation on
It’s called multitasking IRGC
Ultra_Metal on
The Islamic Republic is becoming more and more delusional every day. It’s another sign of their imminent collapse. Hitler was saying delusional things too in his final days.
Jsr1 on
So you do have enriched uranium……
IamChwisss on
Sure Iran. Because that’s how transporting radioactive materials works. Not like you’d need specialized equipment and people to do it.
double297 on
It’s pretty bad that I almost want to believe Iranian news sources over our own… my my how far we’ve fallen.
TwistedTreelineScrub on
I mean apparently the pilot who was rescued hasn’t been named, we have no picture of them, they were seriously injured in the crash, but then managed to hike 110 miles from the crash site in a single day, including up a 2km mountain range. Oh and where the pilot was rescued just happens to be right near Iran’s largest nuclear research facility.
It all just smells like bullshit, and Trump and co are the ring leaders of the bullshit circus. I want more evidence before I believe the US story. I’m not saying Iran is being completely truthful. I don’t know that. But the story coming out of US leadership makes zero sense.
Affectionate_Bee6434 on
What might support their claim is that the farp was set up very close to Isfahan which is an IRGC strong hold, a very strategic city but again the operations to steal enriched uranium is a fairy tale dream. The uranium is located deep underground and is guarded by the most elite soldiers they have. The second CSAR round was always going to be extremely challenging and they probably thought a small scale one had a high chance of failure. They probably flew small helicopters inside cargo planes inside Iran and then did the rescue through that.
106 on
Rescuing both pilots and making off with some bonus uranium? That’s just showing off…
PapaCaqu on
Sure Jan
RollinThundaga on
…why would they expect anyone to believe that we would need a cover at this point?
If that was the goal it’d just happen.
FreedomPlus9756 on
Let’s be honest. Both sides of this war are extremely untrustworthy at this point
ShutterPriority on
„The wreckage of an American aircraft and a helicopter rotor is seen in Isfahan, Iran, April 5, 2026. (Reuters Photo)“
Mmmm… Excellent caption boys! That’s a set of C-130 nacelles. No helicopter rotor in sight — unless we suddenly sent some never-before-seen super-secret-squirrel 6-bladed Osprey’s out there.
That’s probably indicative of the quality of their reporting to apply to the rest of this article.
Vicorin on
If they had been securing uranium, they would be bragging about it right now.
Prineak on
So Iran admits to having enriched uranium?
platoface541 on
This is the first I’ve seen of them confirming they have enriched uranium….
raptorbpw on
The operation to get their uranium stockpile would make the rescue operation look like a nice afternoon picnic. If we pulled that off with a couple of lost C-130s in like two days it’d be success beyond imagining. Not the regime’s best propaganda work here.
GarnetOblivion1 on
How hard is it to transport enriched uranium? I don’t think you can pick it up and run with it.
44Stryker44 on
If that were the case, they would have succeeded
Twodogsonecouch on
Ummm trust me if it was it wouldnt be secret trump couldnt shit himself up.
Now since you suggested it hes gonna say it was
Edit: hahahahahahaha the typo was accidental but im leaving it.
NoBSforGma on
That’s just really REALLY funny. Made me laugh out loud. Of course, Iran always stores their „enriched uranium“ in the deserted area where the plane crashed. And, of course, in the area where they ARE storing enriched uranium, they have no security and no way to detect and intercept an incursion. Please.
I’m not in favor of this war, by any means, but Iran needs to get real.
Mountainminer on
You know, Iran’s speed to close the straight means they could do it any time. From a strategy perspective, I’m honestly glad they did it now and not when some other big oil crunch is going on. They’ve played their one card that has any meaning on the global stage and have demonstrated they would hurt the entire world. Which means, they were always going to play that card at any sign of conflict.
I’m growing tired of the internet acting like Iran is some babe in the manger who would never do anything wrong.
They’ve subjugated and controlled women since the 70s, threatened nearly every country around them, and committed countless human rights crimes. They kicked out the inspectors and canceled the agreement to inspect their uranium enrichment facilities.
Is the US and Israel squeaky clean? No, but Iran being under pressure is a good thing. They’re making enemies of all their neighbors in the area. Soon enough the world will have enough of their shit. It might take 10 years, but at least everyone sees the risk for what it is now.
I’ll get downvoted, but I’m glad we know how dependent the world economy is on that straight so that supply chains can be improved with alternate options.
The world wants to keep the status quo, but you’ve got to think that the world leaders are also keen to take this card away from Iran permanently.
Zealousideal-Peach44 on
Well, uranium is heavy. In the middle of the enrichment phase, it’s a gas, and the tanks are also heavy.
You need trucks to transport it, and they will not be unnoticed.
Theverybest92 on
Rescue ops means boots already on the ground seizing iran teritory and killing their army actively. I guess people waiting for the headline to say that and can’t use their own noodles. Such is life.
Murph-Dog on
It might have been more believable to say it was a cover to _plant enriched uranium_, a false flag in other words.
_Hey UN, we totally just found some weapons grade uranium in a coffee tin at the top of this 7000ft mountain ridge._
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The “Pirates of the Gulf “.
Sure. Irgc failed to capture the golden goose and trying to spin this off as a failed pirate mission
Oh yeah we had 48 hours to capture the pilot but we failed now we need a cover-up. Makes sense IRGC
But I thought it was a completely failed operation? Oh wait, the IRGC is trying to save face after the US Military made them look incompetent by freely conducting a ground operation 200 miles in their own country. Sucks to suck, IRGC is incompetent.
Kinda embarrassing that they couldn’t stop tier 1 ops from rescuing the downed pilot despite their chest pounding
I do not trust the US with all the details of the operation but I’ll clearly also not trust Iran for that. I guess it might be hard to have the complete truth quickly. Iran probably doesn’t know much, and even the CIA admitted they used a deception campaign during the rescue. So if we think we clearly know what happened, well we might be wrong.
Oh, it is a bullshit contest now?
Is it just me or does Iran seem to track various theories online and then provide support for those theories. It’s a smart disinformation strategy if so and there’s been at least a few times where it turned out to be fact.
I remember a certain Maga president saying if you need rescue u are a loser . but now i see all these magas cheering a rescue that woulddnt be needed should they not be there to begin with …
Shitting on Iran when you are the one that started isnt the flex you think it is …
I mean it is somewhat suspicious that all these lost aircraft were hundreds of kilometers from where the pilot went down, and instead rather close to one of Iran’s nuclear sites, matching an operation to steal the uranium that the US had been floating. But on the other hand, both regimes are a bunch of liars, so who knows.
So now Iran admits they have enriched uranium. Not sure who us more stupid Trump or Iran’s leaders
This is only vaguely newsworthy because trust in what the US says has eroded so badly.
Also, Iran admits they have enriched uranium?
It’s called multitasking IRGC
The Islamic Republic is becoming more and more delusional every day. It’s another sign of their imminent collapse. Hitler was saying delusional things too in his final days.
So you do have enriched uranium……
Sure Iran. Because that’s how transporting radioactive materials works. Not like you’d need specialized equipment and people to do it.
It’s pretty bad that I almost want to believe Iranian news sources over our own… my my how far we’ve fallen.
I mean apparently the pilot who was rescued hasn’t been named, we have no picture of them, they were seriously injured in the crash, but then managed to hike 110 miles from the crash site in a single day, including up a 2km mountain range. Oh and where the pilot was rescued just happens to be right near Iran’s largest nuclear research facility.
It all just smells like bullshit, and Trump and co are the ring leaders of the bullshit circus. I want more evidence before I believe the US story. I’m not saying Iran is being completely truthful. I don’t know that. But the story coming out of US leadership makes zero sense.
What might support their claim is that the farp was set up very close to Isfahan which is an IRGC strong hold, a very strategic city but again the operations to steal enriched uranium is a fairy tale dream. The uranium is located deep underground and is guarded by the most elite soldiers they have. The second CSAR round was always going to be extremely challenging and they probably thought a small scale one had a high chance of failure. They probably flew small helicopters inside cargo planes inside Iran and then did the rescue through that.
Rescuing both pilots and making off with some bonus uranium? That’s just showing off…
Sure Jan
…why would they expect anyone to believe that we would need a cover at this point?
If that was the goal it’d just happen.
Let’s be honest. Both sides of this war are extremely untrustworthy at this point
„The wreckage of an American aircraft and a helicopter rotor is seen in Isfahan, Iran, April 5, 2026. (Reuters Photo)“
Mmmm… Excellent caption boys! That’s a set of C-130 nacelles. No helicopter rotor in sight — unless we suddenly sent some never-before-seen super-secret-squirrel 6-bladed Osprey’s out there.
That’s probably indicative of the quality of their reporting to apply to the rest of this article.
If they had been securing uranium, they would be bragging about it right now.
So Iran admits to having enriched uranium?
This is the first I’ve seen of them confirming they have enriched uranium….
The operation to get their uranium stockpile would make the rescue operation look like a nice afternoon picnic. If we pulled that off with a couple of lost C-130s in like two days it’d be success beyond imagining. Not the regime’s best propaganda work here.
How hard is it to transport enriched uranium? I don’t think you can pick it up and run with it.
If that were the case, they would have succeeded
Ummm trust me if it was it wouldnt be secret trump couldnt shit himself up.
Now since you suggested it hes gonna say it was
Edit: hahahahahahaha the typo was accidental but im leaving it.
That’s just really REALLY funny. Made me laugh out loud. Of course, Iran always stores their „enriched uranium“ in the deserted area where the plane crashed. And, of course, in the area where they ARE storing enriched uranium, they have no security and no way to detect and intercept an incursion. Please.
I’m not in favor of this war, by any means, but Iran needs to get real.
You know, Iran’s speed to close the straight means they could do it any time. From a strategy perspective, I’m honestly glad they did it now and not when some other big oil crunch is going on. They’ve played their one card that has any meaning on the global stage and have demonstrated they would hurt the entire world. Which means, they were always going to play that card at any sign of conflict.
I’m growing tired of the internet acting like Iran is some babe in the manger who would never do anything wrong.
They’ve subjugated and controlled women since the 70s, threatened nearly every country around them, and committed countless human rights crimes. They kicked out the inspectors and canceled the agreement to inspect their uranium enrichment facilities.
Is the US and Israel squeaky clean? No, but Iran being under pressure is a good thing. They’re making enemies of all their neighbors in the area. Soon enough the world will have enough of their shit. It might take 10 years, but at least everyone sees the risk for what it is now.
I’ll get downvoted, but I’m glad we know how dependent the world economy is on that straight so that supply chains can be improved with alternate options.
The world wants to keep the status quo, but you’ve got to think that the world leaders are also keen to take this card away from Iran permanently.
Well, uranium is heavy. In the middle of the enrichment phase, it’s a gas, and the tanks are also heavy.
You need trucks to transport it, and they will not be unnoticed.
Rescue ops means boots already on the ground seizing iran teritory and killing their army actively. I guess people waiting for the headline to say that and can’t use their own noodles. Such is life.
It might have been more believable to say it was a cover to _plant enriched uranium_, a false flag in other words.
_Hey UN, we totally just found some weapons grade uranium in a coffee tin at the top of this 7000ft mountain ridge._