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    Frau, die dachte, sie brauche „massiven Kot“, brachte ihr Kind schließlich auf der Straße zur Welt


    Frau, die dachte, sie brauche „massiven Kot“, brachte ihr Kind schließlich auf der Straße zur Welt

    https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/this-morning-katie-brown-birth-story-821143-20260403

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    2. Timely-Assistant-370 on

      I mean, I took a shit that had to have been the approximate size of a small to medium sized newborn. I was fucking cold sweating and considering going to the ER. I ended up gloving up and self-dilating with a ramekin full of olive oil. I felt that fucker shift inside of me when I stood. It didn’t fit down the gravity toilet’s portal, so I had to fill the basin up with water and turd dissolver. I wish I took a picture.

    5. DanS1993 on

      Very misleading headline. 

      She woke up and thought she had bad period pains. A bit later her mum thought she had appendicitis so they called an ambulance. As she was walking out the door (2 and a half hours later!) to the ambulance she went into labour in the street. She said as she started giving birth she felt like she was having a massive poo. 

      I guess woman who gave birth outside front door isn’t quite click worthy…

    8. Wise_Wolverine2652 on

      My wife thought she needed a good fart, but was hospitalised with Endometriosis…

    10. IgneousJam on

      You never heard of the opposite happening … a pregnant woman feeling that she is about to give birth, only to produce a massive turd – much to the disappointment of a watching crowd

    11. globarfancy on

      if I didn’t know someone this actually happened to, I would call fake. but no symptoms at all – must be nice lol

    13. formallyhuman on

      We’ve all been there.

      Although, as a man, it’s usually the other way around.

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