Der Iran-Krieg drosselt die Heliumversorgung, die für die KI von entscheidender Bedeutung ist
https://www.wsj.com/world/iran-war-chokes-off-helium-supply-critical-for-ai-bf020a3f
Der Iran-Krieg drosselt die Heliumversorgung, die für die KI von entscheidender Bedeutung ist
https://www.wsj.com/world/iran-war-chokes-off-helium-supply-critical-for-ai-bf020a3f
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oh no!!
anyways…
„wE kNEw tHEy wOULd dO thAt… but We AtTacKeD ThEM anYwAY“
edit: [Archived article URL](https://archive.ph/Te17w)
Not that it’s critical for MRI machines or lots of other more critical things…but oh no not our Ai?
I hope AI asphyxiates to death…
Sensationalist trash headline. Helium is more used in medical field than in AI.
I have a partial can of helium left over from a party. Bidding starts at $2,000
I am more worried about all those gender reveal parties and balloons dying of loneliness.
Not affecting AI stocks at all
The fact that this is the story and not „Iran War Chokes Off Helium Supply Critical for Medical Resonance Imaging“ shows how anti-science we’ve really become.
Also critical for filling up the giant number balloons for my kids bdays.
Oh noooo, anyways…
Finally, some good news.
Oh. Well that’s good.
Helium is critical for a number of things – including, but not limited to, medical diagnostics – so perhaps now is not necessarily the time to wonder if ChatGPT is going to be able to make that cartoon picture of Batman wearing garters that has been haunting your nightmares all week.
uhoh. looks like american economy is going to collapse now that AI bubble is threatened. If you can read look up USSR collapse due to overspending on military and massive oligarch corruption.
Stop the attacks or the helium gets it! (Said in a pitched helium voice)
Hopefully this will bring back the helium reserve where petroleum companies are required to capture helium instead of just venting it,
Irony in life, right?
I am. Devastated. Such. A shame.
Lots of kids will end up with family inflated balloons.
Fuck AI. Helium is needed for medical imaging that is actually important. AI and corporations promoting it can get fucked.
This would be such a great result.
In response to the illegal bombing of Iranian people the government of Iran shuts down the export of Helium to the country bombing it.
Fixed the headline for you.
This also affects other things like MRI, semi conductors and even hard drives as 10tb+ hard drives may use helium to pack more platters together.
But we’re blowing up the A-rabs. That has to be a good thing, right? RIGHT?
/deep sarcasm
Helium is critical for medical equipment, fuck AI
well,if theres one good thing in this war.i hope this is.fuck a.i.
If AI needs Helium for coolant AI should be obliterated from the planet.
Almost the only positive thing I guess trumps done haha
Oh noooo! A.I. will be limited until it gets more helium! This is terrible!
…anyways.