Trump teilt seinen Helfern mit, dass er bereit sei, den Krieg zu beenden, ohne Hormuz wieder zu öffnen
https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-ee950ad4?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqdO0s52I8gjKA1t0RZzEJUTeGhMiYK03_PQK6rg59qCGqJzw31wbS47sEElzPg%3D&gaa_ts=69cb21ee&gaa_sig=2jd-JbrB1abVELIAOGp9RpCzcA9eVrLUy3Pgshv1RF0Cr8_sRxRl7yiMHr52Ij7X4tYkTMviAkaMvBtrqbC-Cg%3D%3D
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Art of the deal.
Jesus Christ what a failure this asshole is.
The quickest lost war in American history
Soooo… what did we get out of this besides higher gas prices?
Fifteen dead soldiers and billions of dollars spent to embolden Iran and its allies and leave the US and world worse off than before.
Let me guess: Biden’s fault.
That’s a complete and total surrender. We didn’t achieve a single objective. The most humiliating defeat in US history.
I know this might ruffle some feathers here but it needs to be said: I am just not super convinced that Trump had a good plan before attacking Iran.
Hold on now. He’s going to get the market sizzling since his family got insider trading so they could buy low. This is where the market pumps and then his kids sell on Thursday. The market is closed friday and it’s going to be a doozey of a weekend. How? The 82nd paratroopers have arrived and the Marines are in the region. Three day weekend for the markets. Expect something big this weekend.
Eh more market manipulation
This is the best possible outcome, and it could crash the global economy
How could Biden do this?
So, we just declare victory while Iran adds a toll booth to the straits?
Hundreds of wounded Americans, over a dozen killed, billions of dollars in equipment destroyed/deployed, a global petrolium crunch we are closer to the beginning of than the end and Trump wants a peace that is vastly worse than the status quo antebellum.
He just wants his approval ratings higher. This peace wouldn’t do it.
How much of a cut is Trump going to get per tanker that Iran charges for safe passage?
Hahaha wtf was even the point. Literally the whole world is worse off now. Thanks?
Europe needs to start negotiating with Iran immediately to pay to allow tankers to pass unimpeded. If only US and Israeli vessels are prohibited then who GAF.
bibi won’t like this, and what bibi wants, bibi gets. the fate of ordinary americans isn’t even a consideration.
how did it come to be that the richest country in the world became enslaved to the whims of a genocidal ethnonationalist?
At this rate, the only accomplishment of this war will be a strengthened Iranian regime, and one that just learned a valuable lesson. The US doesn’t invade an actual nuclear power with missile technology (North Korea) while neighboring a US ally, so if you’re Iran, sitting close to Israel, your only protection against the US will be the North Korean path. That’s the message Trump is sending to adversaries, old and new, and it will make the world a more dangerous place for decades.
There was no plan going in, they never considered the ramifications of their actions, but are more than willing to put thousands of soldiers at risk for no reason other than to blow shit up and cause more havoc towards the general population. It’s a video game for this administration, perhaps Donny bone spurs needs to be sent over with the troops so he can watch the booms up close and personal.
“Trump surrenders to Iran in humiliating loss, US place as global leader irrevocably damaged”, fixed the headline for you
Trump is also going to bomb Iran into submission and negotiate with Iranian leaders.
Id like to congratulate Iran on winning the war on Iran
>President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.
>In recent days, Trump and his aides assessed that a mission to pry open the chokepoint would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks. He decided that the U.S. should achieve its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and its missile stocks and wind down current hostilities while pressuring Tehran diplomatically to resume the free flow of trade. If that fails, Washington would press allies in Europe and the Gulf to take the lead on reopening the strait, the officials said.
Just this morning he was saying we were going to bomb the hell out of them if they didn’t reopen and two days ago we are are sending over 10K more troops, but behind the scenes we are doing this? These people are so fucking dumb and incompetent and arrogant and just whatever other literal negative traits come to mind.
I’m glad the WSJ editor used “reopening”. Needs to be communicated for the people in the back row: there was no problem *before*.
Trump’s loosing the war and looking for a way to bail
He’s trying to manipulate the market for the week until they try a ground invasion next weekend.
We are past impeachment; there need to be trials.
„America hurt itself in its confusion!“
In 2029 when a Democrat becomes President, its going to be considered a great accomplishment to them to reopen the straight of Hormuz back to the pre 2026 status quo.
Trump walked out onto the world stage, looked down, and pulled his own pants down. Nobody made him. There was a deal on the table February 27th. There was the option to never start this. There was the option to maintain the illusion indefinitely. Trump chose to find out.
Nah, just more market manipulation.
Since this post went live, Oil futures dumped almost $7 and will be below $100 even though functionally nothing has changed – and also the Strait is closed to any US flagged ship, making it even less realistic. Silver and Gold are both taking off like fucking rockets for literally no change at all because it’s almost fucking midnight.
I expect him to ‚fully surrender‘ at some point tomorrow, and then Wednesday he’s going to April Fools Bomb a bunch of desalination plants.
We’re in too deep for this idiot to just call it a fucking loss.
What the fuck is he doing? He’s bombing but saying he stopped, he’s sending troops but is leaving, he says he’s won but not enough, he demands the straight be open but doesn’t care…
Like this isn’t 5d chess this is moron checkers. I don’t like hating people but he has earned it.
So it’s a war again? Make up your minds you numbskulls.
Maga you fuckin dipshits. You voted for this!???
So he accomplished nothing?
Talk about the Fart of the Deal
I think this is how it ends, he just walks away and claims complete victory. Then blames Biden for high prices, and leaves it to the International community to negotiate passage through Hormuz
Ladies and gentlemen, an act of desperation. What a scheming loser. The only war he’s been able to keep himself out of is Vietnam. Schmuck.
Leaving his ball, going home, and saying he never had one
TACO strikes again!
Trump does 10%, no plan on how to figure it out, claims victory once things get hard, and then leaves a mess for everyone else to figure out.
And things ALWAYS get ***SO HAAAARD!***
Epstein’s back on the menu boys
So now we are basically just terrorists
This is market manipulation. Add it to the pile of crimes for January.
Mission Accomplished
So he wouldn’t reopen the Hormuz
Iran still could potentially make nukes
There was no total regime change.
Trump is going to say he “won” and he won greater than anyone has ever won anything but what the fuck did we actually accomplish?
is this another round of market manipulation ?
My grandpa used to shit his pants and throw them in the tub for my grandma to deal with… this is what Trump is doing with the Middle East.
Is it TACO Tuesday?
Trump sets a corner of a house on fire to see how the whole arson thing works. Then the flames go higher and higher. Eventually the whole house is engulfed in flames. Trump gets bored, wants to just walk away from it.