I would rather jump ass first in a dildo factory than listen to a fucking thing Port not says.
EmergencyLook2802 on
Never thought I would agree with this guy but hey a broken clock is right twice a day
better_every_day14 on
Broken clock I guess?
NashvilleDing on
I hate agreeing with him. Damn you tiger
Etzell on
Credibly accused rapist Dave Portnoy?
LivedLostLivalil on
A negative test for alcohol (police said he had no alcohol in his system, so I’m curious what test they are talking about) doesn’t automatically mean he was taking another substance like the police suggest. No one should ever agree to a urine test by police without a court order. It just takes one cop needing a case to prove themselves to charge you on a false positive or a positive based on regular foods. They are trying to do their job investigating you, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take steps to protect yourself from people who are trying to put forth any potential crime they can think of.
monkeyhoward on
Maybe it will be Pete Carroll and Dave will get his wish.
Wouldn’t that be ironic
2401PenitentTangentx on
Dave Portnoy 100% drives shit faced multiple times a week
jeno_aran on
Thanks for the bold stance Dave Portnoy
kennyloftor on
here come the racist losers that glaze portnoy
ComicsEtAl on
Nobody loves Captain Dave enough to tell him to sit this one out.
ninjaface on
DOWNVOTE THIS DIPSHIT.
Pizza bro says stuff while ruining sports with his betting BS.
FUUUUUCK dave porthole.
ohjeezs on
Thanks Captain Obvious
frazorblade on
Anyone got Ja Rule’s take on this?
aipac125 on
Also Dave- lets bomb Greta Thunburg
space_cheese1 on
The pizza man speaks
bigstrizzydad on
I’d rather ride with Tiger than listen to a racist scumbag like Portnoy.
robbadobba on
In other news, Portnoy gives random pizza joint a 6.4.
BreastTickles on
He will kill somebody. But he’s rich, famous, and if he kills with a car he won’t suffer any consequences. I’m sure he’s already been told to decline any sobriety test no matter what.
twstdbydsn on
Can Portnoy even see over the steering wheel without a booster seat?
Movinginplace25 on
Apparently you don’t care about yourself or the people that love you but maybe think about the other souls on the road. Nice role model.
jsakic99 on
Dave Portnoy: The voice of reason, lol
Sinisterminister77 on
Avid Trump supporter during Iran worried about Tiger Woods killing someone
Leather_Egg2096 on
How horrible of a person do you need to be to care what this guy says? How many families has he destroyed getting people addicted to gambling?
smellb4rain on
How bad do you have to fuck up to have a piece of work like Dave Portnoy calling you out?
thecoastertoaster on
I would have never suspected i’d hear words of wisdom from Portnoy’s mouth, but here we are in 2026.
PiaggioBV350 on
Guy could a 100 chauffeurs and a golden car. But no let me drink flip.
Yiplzuse on
Countdown to Dave Portnoy getting a DUI starts right now.
worksnake on
Not a huge Dream Theater fan, but gotta agree with Portnoy here.
CategoryHotStuff on
He’s 100% getting out of the DUI. He didn’t refuse the breathalyzer and denying additional hospital testing is your right.
Lawyer beat the same type of DUI for a buddy of mine. He told the cop fuck off he ain’t giving blood, got charged. It was thrown out at the prelim by a cheap lawyer..
realbobenray on
Why does Tennis World USA give a shit what Dave Portnoy says about anything, let alone Tiger Woods?
carlboykin on
Honestly surprised Portnoy didn’t defend him. He defends every other rich person that does terrible shit.
Reeko_Htown on
Can Dave even see above the steering wheel?
SnooLobsters6766 on
This from the guy who managed to work “libt*rd” into a pizza review.
l4funandlove on
He should really look in the mirror. Hes promoted so much hate that kills… but hey why be self reflective when ur rich
cabbages212 on
Can it be Portnoy? /s
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I don’t remember asking.
I would rather jump ass first in a dildo factory than listen to a fucking thing Port not says.
Never thought I would agree with this guy but hey a broken clock is right twice a day
Broken clock I guess?
I hate agreeing with him. Damn you tiger
Credibly accused rapist Dave Portnoy?
A negative test for alcohol (police said he had no alcohol in his system, so I’m curious what test they are talking about) doesn’t automatically mean he was taking another substance like the police suggest. No one should ever agree to a urine test by police without a court order. It just takes one cop needing a case to prove themselves to charge you on a false positive or a positive based on regular foods. They are trying to do their job investigating you, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take steps to protect yourself from people who are trying to put forth any potential crime they can think of.
Maybe it will be Pete Carroll and Dave will get his wish.
Wouldn’t that be ironic
Dave Portnoy 100% drives shit faced multiple times a week
Thanks for the bold stance Dave Portnoy
here come the racist losers that glaze portnoy
Nobody loves Captain Dave enough to tell him to sit this one out.
DOWNVOTE THIS DIPSHIT.
Pizza bro says stuff while ruining sports with his betting BS.
FUUUUUCK dave porthole.
Thanks Captain Obvious
Anyone got Ja Rule’s take on this?
Also Dave- lets bomb Greta Thunburg
The pizza man speaks
I’d rather ride with Tiger than listen to a racist scumbag like Portnoy.
In other news, Portnoy gives random pizza joint a 6.4.
He will kill somebody. But he’s rich, famous, and if he kills with a car he won’t suffer any consequences. I’m sure he’s already been told to decline any sobriety test no matter what.
Can Portnoy even see over the steering wheel without a booster seat?
Apparently you don’t care about yourself or the people that love you but maybe think about the other souls on the road. Nice role model.
Dave Portnoy: The voice of reason, lol
Avid Trump supporter during Iran worried about Tiger Woods killing someone
How horrible of a person do you need to be to care what this guy says? How many families has he destroyed getting people addicted to gambling?
How bad do you have to fuck up to have a piece of work like Dave Portnoy calling you out?
I would have never suspected i’d hear words of wisdom from Portnoy’s mouth, but here we are in 2026.
Guy could a 100 chauffeurs and a golden car. But no let me drink flip.
Countdown to Dave Portnoy getting a DUI starts right now.
Not a huge Dream Theater fan, but gotta agree with Portnoy here.
He’s 100% getting out of the DUI. He didn’t refuse the breathalyzer and denying additional hospital testing is your right.
Lawyer beat the same type of DUI for a buddy of mine. He told the cop fuck off he ain’t giving blood, got charged. It was thrown out at the prelim by a cheap lawyer..
Why does Tennis World USA give a shit what Dave Portnoy says about anything, let alone Tiger Woods?
Honestly surprised Portnoy didn’t defend him. He defends every other rich person that does terrible shit.
Can Dave even see above the steering wheel?
This from the guy who managed to work “libt*rd” into a pizza review.
He should really look in the mirror. Hes promoted so much hate that kills… but hey why be self reflective when ur rich
Can it be Portnoy? /s