Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Threads Das von Microsoft entwickelte revolutionäre neue System kann Daten 10.000 Jahre lang auf Glas speichern https://www.earth.com/news/new-microsoft-storage-system-can-store-data-on-glass-for-10000-years/
SirOakin on 29.03.2026 11:18 p.m. „if I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all the day long“
Avoidtolls on 29.03.2026 11:21 p.m. Is that why it takes 14GB of RAM to do nothing while not connected to the internet?
MD90__ on 29.03.2026 11:22 p.m. so if an employee drops the glass is our data literally shattered and non recoverable?
belagrim on 29.03.2026 11:25 p.m. If you paint it on a cave wall it’ll last a good 100,000 years or so. And they call it advancement.
MagneticWaves on 29.03.2026 11:25 p.m. Revolutionary new system can store data on clay tablets for 10,000 years
starlauncher on 29.03.2026 11:29 p.m. How many times this particular one is going to get recirculated. Seems like an effort of trying to whitewash Microslops in the gutter image
chambee on 29.03.2026 11:29 p.m. And the. You can’t find any data because of windows terrible search feature.
7___7 on 29.03.2026 11:34 p.m. Hopefully they make a hieroglyph with instructions on how to make the laser which can read the glass.
MotherFunker1734 on 30.03.2026 12:12 a.m. Yeah and the data can’t be rewritten, so that’s where all of our personal details will go.
chris17453 on 30.03.2026 12:32 a.m. Oh no it’s like someone made a CD inside of a piece of glass. We’ve been rediscovering this s*** for 20 years.
RacerImmortal on 30.03.2026 1:01 a.m. Glad Illidan’s files and photos are still available. Ten. Thousand. YEARS!
gotkube on 30.03.2026 1:03 a.m. Developed by Micro$lop? So then it’ll probably lose all your data within 20yrs.
hyterus on 30.03.2026 1:06 a.m. You will have to watch a commercial first before you can see your data.
BlkCrowe on 30.03.2026 1:07 a.m. Lasts 10,000 years or… https://gifdb.com/images/thumbnail/ella-fitzgerald-glass-breaks-gi508luxcc5qk0sm.gif
38 Kommentare
Or until someone knocks it off the table.
How about an OS that works? Microslop
And yet „remember my credentials“ will still always forget.
We have so many memes to archive
And how do they confirm this claim?
„if I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all the day long“
Put em on the glass
Is that why it takes 14GB of RAM to do nothing while not connected to the internet?
I feel like I’ve been seeing this „new tech“ for over a decade
Release the Epstein files on them.
so if an employee drops the glass is our data literally shattered and non recoverable?
And Teams app still sucks.
If you paint it on a cave wall it’ll last a good 100,000 years or so.
And they call it advancement.
Revolutionary new system can store data on clay tablets for 10,000 years
We won’t last that long at this rate.
How many times this particular one is going to get recirculated. Seems like an effort of trying to whitewash Microslops in the gutter image
And the. You can’t find any data because of windows terrible search feature.
….this isn’t new
This isn’t new it’s old as fuck.
Hopefully they make a hieroglyph with instructions on how to make the laser which can read the glass.
We can remember their stock tanking for centuries.
Microsoft, the company that made the Windows 11 travesty…
That’s about how long it will take for the stock to recover
!RemindMe 10,000 years
I want to buy it, or at least store data on it.
Yeah and the data can’t be rewritten, so that’s where all of our personal details will go.
Deja vu?
Humans won’t be here in 10,000 years
Oh no it’s like someone made a CD inside of a piece of glass. We’ve been rediscovering this s*** for 20 years.
this news will be reposted for 10,000 years
I want a working operating system without broken updates!
only works with 0nedrive
Glad Illidan’s files and photos are still available. Ten. Thousand. YEARS!
Developed by Micro$lop? So then it’ll probably lose all your data within 20yrs.
I remember something similar being said about CDs.
You will have to watch a commercial first before you can see your data.
Lasts 10,000 years or…
https://gifdb.com/images/thumbnail/ella-fitzgerald-glass-breaks-gi508luxcc5qk0sm.gif
Such a bullshit claim.