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    Trump sagt, die USA und der Iran seien „gerade in Verhandlungen“, Teheran rede „von Vernunft“


    Trump sagt, die USA und der Iran seien „gerade in Verhandlungen“, Teheran rede „von Vernunft“

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/24/trump-iran-war-negotiations.html

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    2. OneNormalBloke on

      So Witless and Eyeliner are heading the negotiations. We all know where this is going!

    6. KeeperDe on

      Just after sending thousands of soldiers to Iran?
      I’m a tad bit sceptical. Not that he lied ever before but this seems unlogical /s

    7. GingerGuerrilla on

      I look forward to Iran’s response tomorrow, where they report no contact with Trump or anyone from his administration.

    8. eerhmahgerd on

      Oh look, CNBC reporting on words. He definitely says words. A man of words. Big words.

    9. Gloomy-Cover7669 on

      From unconditional surrender to a negotiated settlement of access to the strait in what? Two weeks?

    10. luisa65-L on

      Ripping up the JCPOA just to end up right back at the negotiating table years later. You really can’t make this stuff up.

    11. tazztsim on

      The market didn’t rebound fast enough when he taco’s yesterday. This is him desperately trying to cover his shorts in the market.

    13. Efficient_Resist_287 on

      This is totally a deflection to a ground war. The green light has been given long ago.

    14. hoopjoness on

      Trump said Iran gave the US something as a gesture of good faith — he described it as a “gift” — and said “they gave it to us and they said they were going to give it, so that meant one thing to me: we’re dealing with the right people. They’re the only ones that could have done it.”

      What’s the gift?? Lol

    15. rewardingsnark on

      Turd who has never once said anything true, says something, also completely untrue.

    17. Dry_Werewolf_1597 on

      Talking sense? Iran had already agreed to give up their enriched uranium. Is TACO now going to claim victory on something that was agreed upon before he decided to blow 1 billion a day and kill 170 children?

    19. RLewis8888 on

      Hunker down everyone. Expect incoming from Iran to explain how well negotiations are going.

    23. 1MillionSpacebucks on

      I’m beginning to suspect this Trump fellow may speak mistruths from time to time

    24. DarthKrataa on

      Cohn Rule number two „Claim victory and never admit defeat: No matter what happens or how badly a situation goes, you must act as the winner“

      Thats what this is, Trump claiming victory even though everyone else can see he’s fucked up.

      Terhan are laughing, all they need to do is deny this is even happening, he’s looking like a total moron right now.

      He should be embarrassed by this.

    25. Shot_Pool2543 on

      Yeah, until there’s third party confirmation I’m remaining skeptical of anything that spews from his gapping maw

    27. Beekeeper-8647 on

      Wonder if he’s being punked? He claims he’s talking to someone important, but Iran says they aren’t talking to him. So is it just some rando that answered the phone. „Oh, yeah I’m the guy I charge“ (whispers to friends, I said I’m I charge! Lol!)

    28. carterartist on

      While Iran says they’re not talking…

      And Trump has always been so honest… /s

    29. Raspberries-Are-Evil on

      As John Stewart said, “are you talking to THE guy or A guy?”

    30. HungryCats96 on

      No, they’re not. He’s a f’ing liar and is only manipulating the market. And if he WERE telling the truth…? The end of the war and opening of the Strait is up to Iran, not the US or Israel. And that will be a long time coming.

    32. TheBioethicist87 on

      Yes, you definitely deploy thousands of troops when peace talks are going well.

    33. 0Hakuna_Matata0 on

      This entire presidency is a big scam. It’s all a big trump and dump and repeat

    34. Flyfisher58 on

      He is projecting. It’s Trump that really wants a deal and that has offered Iran a huge bribe to end the war.

    36. Independent-Big1966 on

      They are „in negotiations “ so I’m gping to send 3k paratroopers in to sabotage the whole deal!

      In all honesty whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie. He’ll send paratroopers in by Thursday. Stocks will crash. Then he’ll pull them out Sunday night or make up some lie like Iran surrendered. Stocks rise. Him and his crime family make millions.

      Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

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