Der schlaffe Trump, 79, hat Mühe, während des epischen Durcheinanders wach zu bleiben

„President Donald Trump has struggled to stay awake as he was showered with excessive praise from Cabinet members and local officials in Tennessee.“

„*Chairing a roundtable on public safety, the 79-year-old president could be seen repeatedly closing his eyes, occasionally jerking his head around as he appeared to drift off, while MAGA acolytes took turns giving him “Dear Leader-style” compliments.*“

“Before President Trump, our nation was set on a perpetual course of decline,” Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth told the audience, as Trump sat alongside him with his eyes closed.“

“I’m living the wildest dream you could possibly imagine, sir,” added FBI director Kash Patel as Trump looked towards him with a blank stare, his eyes increasingly heavy. “It’s thanks to you.”

„….repeated his earlier claim that Iran now wanted “to make a deal”—something that the Iranian regime flatly rejected—before embarking on a speech about lower crime rates, border security, and Elvis Presley.“

„Indeed, the president was at his most animated as he announced he would visit Graceland after the meeting, telling the audience, “I love Elvis.”

“I never met Elvis,” he added. “ I met ‘em all—I met Sinatra, I met all over them—(but) I never met Elvis. Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib and say I knew him well. I love Elvis.”

„But Trump appeared to be getting sleepier as the meeting dragged on, and by the time participants were asked to take turns singing his praises, he started to look as though he were drifting off.“

„Trump regularly made fun of Joe Biden’s cognitive capacity and spent most of the past few years referring to the then-president as “Sleepy Joe.”

„But Trump was 78 years and 7 months when he was sworn into office last January, making him the oldest American president to take the oath.“

„Since then, he has suffered from swollen ankles and frequent hand bruises, regularly confuses names and dates, and his trademark long-winded tangents are becoming even longer, veering into bizarre segues on everything from wind farms and White House decor to first lady Melania Trump’s underwear.“

„However, the president and his doctors insist he is in “excellent” health.“

He’s actually just thinking really really hard, harder than anyone has ever thought before and on levels that the average human cannot comprehend. At such levels, it is impossible to keep the eyes open

Well at this point the biggest challenge for Trump isn’t the speech, it’s staying conscious for it.

Vote for ped ro.

He must be exhausted from all the winning! 

I think he is tired of speaking. I get it, i would also be exhausted of spraying lie after lie in full auto. At some point mind needs to rest, to gain energy back to yap all the lies again.

…Phrasing!

My god watching the fetid rotting corpse turn the tides of the world based on how his bowels are feeling in that moment is like watching a foreign film on a roller coaster on acid. He makes me sick, please just crawl off into a shady glen like an old dog and lay down. We would be ever so grateful

Operation Epic Snore-y

SleepyDope Don.

Do your thing, cholesterol

What a pathetic bunch of losers. So cringeworthy.

Come on McDonald’s step it up three Square meals a day we can get that up to at least 5.

> “I love Elvis. I never met Elvis. I met ‘em all, Frank Sinatra, I knew all of ‘em, I never met Elvis,” he continued. “Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib, say, ‘I knew him well.’ I love Elvis, but I never met him, but I’m gonna go see Graceland after this, I think. I’m sure it’s not going to be a very long stay. But I want to see that.”

Honestly the only surprising thing to come out of this ass-kissing ritual is the Elvis thing…seeing Trump say that there’s something he *wants* to lie about, but for some reason can’t. Like what’s fucking stopping you from lying about knowing Elvis, bud? Why is THAT the line in the sand?

He looks like that picture of the baby bird next to a coin for size comparison

Between the frequent involuntary naps, daily/hourly tantrums, dubious motor skills, total self-absorption, need for constant validation and praise (in the form of rallies, cabinet glaze sessions, and participation trophies). Trump fits the behavioral profile of a literal baby better than most actual babies.

I would be shocked if frequent diaper changes are not also on the list, but may have to wait for the eventual tell-all cash-in attempts from his inner circle in a few years to verify that one, despite compelling video evidence.

Daily beast is trash.

Can’t wait til he falls into eternal sleep

There were so many articles about Biden’s metal capacity well after he left office yet there are barely any article right how about Trump when he fall asleep and talks incoherently all the time.

Up all night with his market manipulation.