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    „Yikes“: Trump spottete, als er sich „anstrengte, sich hinzusetzen“, nachdem er damit geprahlt hatte, dass er vielleicht 200 Jahre alt werde

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    1. toddywithabody on

      Yikes what a shit article. He sat just fine for an 80 year old. I hate him and have my champagne ready but this is reaching.

    2. jr_randolph on

      I know he struck a deal with the Devil because ain’t no way he ain’t get popped off about 20yrs ago by now.

    5. Distal-Phalanges on

      Since you can always assume Trump’s statements about his own prowess, position or possessions are lies to cover up insecurity, that dude is unhealthy in a terminal way.

    9. Going2beBANNEDanyway on

      If that’s the lie the doctor needed to tell him to keep him from lashing out more and nuking us all then I’m okay with it.

    10. Realistic_Ad_5321 on

      I read that as „strains to shit“- was like no he doesn’t, it’s in fact the opposite. A stake through your ass will do that.

    12. mwlepore on

      „I’m so excited to stand up now that I’m going to yell and moan loudly when I do it!“

    13. Negativety101 on

      You know in some ways I do hope he lives to be 200. Should have a good century of being an immobile brainless aged husk the way he’s aging.

    14. BoosterRead78 on

      More how these “doctors” keep going “he is so healthy. No pay no attention to his adult diapers. Having no idea wha he is taking about. Falling asleep while standing up. Believe believe believe!

    15. KozyHank99 on

      I think he meant 200 **days** because this orange peanut ain’t making it to 90, let alone 200.

    16. D0CTOR_Wh0m on

      Might live to see another 200 days maybe. The unholy alliance of modern medicine and whatever snake oil RFK is selling can only do so much to prevent him from dissolving into a puddle of spray on tan, baby powder and Big Mac grease

    18. Psychological-Act-85 on

      As he sits in a full diaper with massively swollen cankles, bruises on his hands, some VD on his neck, spouting dementia.

    23. 7eregrine on

      Strained to sit? 🙄 That’s a reach. I hate this clown too, but come on.

    25. Life-Acanthisitta634 on

      “It’s hard to sit when your diaper is full.” – 1yo child

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