Trump erwägt, den Iran-Krieg „zu beenden“, ohne die Straße von Hormus zu öffnen

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/20/trump-winding-down-iran-war-hormuz-strait

50 Kommentare

  1. prof_dr_mr_obvious on

    I am getting loser energy from the orange jackass. 

    He got in this without any plan, burned his ass, tried to let others clean the mess but they wouldn’t so now he wants to chicken out.

  2. Ostentatious_Kilroy on

    He’s already planning on boots on ground. Miller and Hegesth told him to do it or Israel would take credit for winning the war.

  3. octopusboots on

    I kinda wonder if out of all the players who put him there, the evangelicals won out with their bid to light of their hotly sought after apocolypse.

  4. Leverkaas2516 on

    It’ll be interesting to see what words he uses to declare defeat while still pretending to be strong to his supporters.

  5. Busy-Explanation4339 on

    Perhas FIFA can give him the „quickest US military defeat in history“ award.

  6. Not sure I understood – they’re pulling out AND the straits are closed? Isn’t that a lose-lose ?

  7. Definitelynotasloth on

    Make no mistake, this is market correction. The stock market will surge on Monday, and he will continue his campaign shortly after. This is all theatre.

  8. kickflip2indy on

    So not only did he shit the bed, now he’s also refusing to clean up after himself?

  9. manniesalado on

    Honourable people used to subscribe to „you break it, you buy it“, but maga prefers „we break it then run away!“

  10. You made it so the enemy gets a vote now, dumbo. you can’t just tuck your tail between your legs and run away this time

    This war is by far the dumbest thing Trump has ever done

  11. SilverIdaten on

    So now we’re stuck paying exorbitant gas prices, all because an old man wanted to kill an even older man. I hate this pedophile so much, and his supporters even more so.

  12. Of course, this just keeps his „friends“ in the oil business able to make money on rising cost per barrel.

  13. Is this by design? Trigger a war, close an essential oil supply route, open Russian oil back up then say “o trust Russia more than European allies”?

    This all seems far too orchestrated to me

  14. PolarSquirrelBear on

    Only two things he can do now. Boots on the ground, or he pulls out and you have now an even more radicalized Iran.

    God this was the stupidest shit ever.

  15. Run away, Donny boy! Escape while you can! Oh, but wait, the Epstein files are back there! You’re trapped, like Putin! You can’t stop, you have to keep the people distracted by pretending to be doing bigly President things, so they don’t start thinking too hard!

  16. Suitable-Ratio on

    Obviously. You have to be able to pull the trigger fast to make money on the American clown show. I bought Gold when Trump announced tariff gong show – sold too early but made 80p. I didn’t add much O&G because I was already too heavy and it was dragging me down. Thanks Don I’m gonna unload most of that. The insiders / big donors must be making a killing.

  17. I have a different theory. He manipulates the market then he continues the war. Those ground troops are still on their way.

  18. VanceKelley on

    trump has taught Iran just how much power it has over the world. Before this war the Hormuz chokehold was theoretical. Now it is practical.

    trump can take his „toys“ and go home. The mess he made will persist. Iran can demand compensation from the world for the murder of its citizens and destruction of its property before it reopens the strait.

  19. Bombs a school, declares victory then fucks off leaving literally everything in a worse state than it was before.

    Sounds about right.

  20. Common-Ad6470 on

    Job done as far as Putin is concerned, West is fucked, Ruzzia’s energy revenue is back on stream and Krasnov has depleted US weapons that the EU could has bought to send to Ukraine, yea nice one.

  21. Interesting-Try-2789 on

    Shitpants is a slave , and he is working hard to make Americans pay for his senseless war , he is owned by the oligarchs and he is making sure they get what they ask for.

  22. His friends and family must be able to load up on cheap stocks first and offload oil stock.

  23. Funk5oulBrother on

    “I failed to finish what I started after saying countless times I could do it”

    “If I withdraw, then it’s not a crushing defeat”

  24. RedLemonSlice on

    That man never in his whole life had to face any consequences for any mistake he ever made.

  25. „The Hormuz Strait will have to be guarded and policed, as necessary, by other Nations who use it — The United States does not,“ Trump wrote. „If asked, we will help these Countries in their Hormuz efforts, but it shouldn’t be necessary once Iran’s threat is eradicated.“

    Qatar: Give back the plane.

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