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    Chuck Norris wurde nach einem medizinischen Notfall auf Hawaii ins Krankenhaus eingeliefert

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    1. Im_from_the-future on

      The internet will have a hard time with this..

      Wishing him all the best best in any case

    2. Tenderness10 on

      I think you’ve misread the article. It clearly says that Chuck Norris hospitalised his medical emergency. Which is not surprising. He is Chuck Norris, after all.

    3. SteakhouseRob on

      What? Chuck Norris gave the hospital a medical emergency?

      Hope the hospital is ok…

    6. Illustrious-Egg5565 on

      Chuck Norris doesn’t have medical emergencies. Medical emergencies have Chuck Norris

    9. Seymour_Scagnetti on

      This is bullshit. Chuck Norris doesn’t get hospitalized, the hospital gets Chuck Norris-ized.

    10. Gooner27UK on

      I heard they wanted to give him an IV.
      He told them dehydration can get over it, and his body created its own water.

    11. ElectrOPurist on

      I feel bad for the staff who have to treat this malignant sack of shit.

    12. Infamously_Delicious on

      Wrong. Chuck Norris noticed he might be having a medical emergency but felt bad for the medical emergency so he took it to the hospital in an act of compassion.

      Feel better Chuck!

    14. jr_randolph on

      Just celebrated a birthday last week too I believe. Definitely in my thoughts, Chuck Norris is amazing.

    16. gorgonstairmaster on

      Who cares? These jokes are about as fresh as the gif of the dancing baby.

    18. MayorofTromaville on

      I hate those stupid Chuck Norris jokes that have whitewashed who he really is. What a horrible man, only slightly better than Segal.

    24. just_fucking_PEG_ME on

      Met him on a flight once a few years ago. Very nice guy, but he’s in much rougher shape than we’ve been led to believe in recent years. He needed help getting up from his seat and had a (not terribly well hidden) colostomy bag. I’m guessing all his years of stunts and martial arts took their toll, but yeah. Chuck Norris jokes aside, he’s still human.

    28. abramN on

      Chuck Norris makes onions cry, and his tears cure cancer, but he has never cried. A cobra once bit him, and after five days of pain, the cobra died.

    30. InsuranceInner3040 on

      Bill Brasky was the OG for the jokes and Chuck Norris was just a cheap ripoff. Also fuck Chuck Norris.

    38. thebigmeathead on

      It’s Obama’s fault. That presidential ad he did during the Obama election was one of the most bizarre ads I’ve ever seen.

    39. JazzlikeAd1555 on

      Probably dropped in to put out a few volcanoes 🌋 and Hawaii had to be hospitalized

    44. Difficult_Ad2864 on

      The hospital doesn’t heal chuck Norris, chuck norris heals the hospital

    45. loyalone on

      Must have singed his moustache while fighting off some lava monster. Again.

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