Hey remember when Reddit fawned over those cutesy Boston dynamic videos for years and years?
liquid_at on
ok. 300k is a steep price, but what is the hourly rate of the technician that comes to fix it?
Higher or lower than the vet?
There still might be some potential to save money here.
TwoLegitShiznit on
Fuck the data center, I’m stealing the dog
Cultural-War2102 on
This is how it starts. Then they’ll upgrade to more deadly robots then the robots will protect the pedos
tO2bit on
I don’t understand what these dogs do that can’t be done with lots of cheap surveillance cameras. Sounds to me like they are just a walking camera platform.
Mattyi on
Brought to you by Ng Security Industries
mrwrrrmwrmrmrmrw on
Do they have needles that give lethal injections like the Mechanical Hound in Fahrenheit 451?
karcuri on
But when will they shoot robotic bees out of their mouths every time they bark?
janas19 on
It would be a shame if someone used the tech billionaires drones to cause damage to the tech billionaires data centers. A real tragedy and massive loss for humankind that would be
itwillmakesenselater on
Next headline: Portable EMP device sales surge.
Friggin_Grease on
Better bring robot steaks to keep em distracted.
128G on
A 16oz bottle of molasses priced at $6.99 could probably defeat a robot dog priced at $300,000.
BioEradication on
America isn’t beating the techno-dystopia allegations.
Old_Channel44 on
Jokes on them. We don’t want their data center
sdxyz42 on
who is guarding those robot dogs?
unlimited_miscreant on
Makes me think of the Mechanical Hound from Fahrenheit 451. I read that book as a kid and the Hound creeped me out.
Separate-Spot-8910 on
They’re computers, just throw ‚em a few cookies.
yaboonabi on
Time to plug my Youtube channel, „1,000 ways to disable a robot dog.“
Scrutinizer on
They aren’t there to stop theft. They’re there to try and dissuade anyone from attempting to burn it to the ground.
Robot dogs probably burn just fine, too.
IQBoosterShot on
„You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K’s use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they’re not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them. That’s when the infiltrators started to appear. The Terminators were the newest and the worst…“
JTalbotIV on
I love that for the security of these data centers lol.
MR_Se7en on
So everyone understands, all you have to do is stand behind the mirror and the robot dog won’t be able to see you.
Spartain096 on
There will be a point where, if people rebel, it will be a bot fortress protecting itself then humanity is donezo.
Kind-Conversation605 on
Guarding a data center is so dumb. Every time I go in a data center I’m thinking who would actually try and get in here to do anything. Just put cameras everywhere and be done with it.
kaishinoske1 on
Can I pet dat dawg?
notprotonated on
„Okay, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.“
mista_r0boto on
CTOS.
Where is Marcus when we need him?
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now the robots come even for bellos job
Black Mirror becoming reality
they dont shoot back yet
Data more precious than life.
More like Arc raiders becoming reality
Hey remember when Reddit fawned over those cutesy Boston dynamic videos for years and years?
ok. 300k is a steep price, but what is the hourly rate of the technician that comes to fix it?
Higher or lower than the vet?
There still might be some potential to save money here.
Fuck the data center, I’m stealing the dog
This is how it starts. Then they’ll upgrade to more deadly robots then the robots will protect the pedos
I don’t understand what these dogs do that can’t be done with lots of cheap surveillance cameras. Sounds to me like they are just a walking camera platform.
Brought to you by Ng Security Industries
Do they have needles that give lethal injections like the Mechanical Hound in Fahrenheit 451?
But when will they shoot robotic bees out of their mouths every time they bark?
It would be a shame if someone used the tech billionaires drones to cause damage to the tech billionaires data centers. A real tragedy and massive loss for humankind that would be
Next headline: Portable EMP device sales surge.
Better bring robot steaks to keep em distracted.
A 16oz bottle of molasses priced at $6.99 could probably defeat a robot dog priced at $300,000.
America isn’t beating the techno-dystopia allegations.
Jokes on them. We don’t want their data center
who is guarding those robot dogs?
Makes me think of the Mechanical Hound from Fahrenheit 451. I read that book as a kid and the Hound creeped me out.
They’re computers, just throw ‚em a few cookies.
Time to plug my Youtube channel, „1,000 ways to disable a robot dog.“
They aren’t there to stop theft. They’re there to try and dissuade anyone from attempting to burn it to the ground.
Robot dogs probably burn just fine, too.
„You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K’s use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they’re not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them. That’s when the infiltrators started to appear. The Terminators were the newest and the worst…“
I love that for the security of these data centers lol.
So everyone understands, all you have to do is stand behind the mirror and the robot dog won’t be able to see you.
There will be a point where, if people rebel, it will be a bot fortress protecting itself then humanity is donezo.
Guarding a data center is so dumb. Every time I go in a data center I’m thinking who would actually try and get in here to do anything. Just put cameras everywhere and be done with it.
Can I pet dat dawg?
„Okay, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.“
CTOS.
Where is Marcus when we need him?