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    Irans neuer oberster Führer, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, hat einen neuen „verifizierten“ Account auf X

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    1. celtic1888 on

      ‘Things have gotten worse since we last spoke’

      We replaced an old outdated dick with a younger, more dickish and tech savvy one

      Operation Epic Fail

    2. OldLondon on

      This is amazing!! I wish Trump and he were both on Facebook so they could set their relationship to “it’s complicated”

    3. atchijov on

      Any day now, Trump will declare that the new “supreme leader” is his best friend and Trump Tower Tehran will be started before end of this year.

    5. uniklyqualifd on

      I don’t think he’s an Ayatollah, that’s a religious title that he does not hold.

      His father did not want him to succeed him as Supreme Leader.

    12. TeslasAndComicbooks on

      With an AI generated image as his profile pic. And isn’t he in a coma 😂

    13. Impressive-Net-588 on

      „Hey hommies! I’m using one of Elon’s brain implants to post this, given I’ve got a ventilation tube stuffed down my throat for some unknown reason. And how come I can’t feel one of my legs? Whats up with that?“

    16. OneRacoonShort on

      He’s also missing a leg and can’t get “it” up, or so a Jewish guy told me.

    17. snakenakedsnakeboss on

      lol. So the new Ayatollah of Iran is paying a subscription to be a verified dude on Twitter?

      So, every month Elon’s like, thanks for the 8 dollars bro, best of luck out there (sensible chuckle)?

      What in the dystopian hellscape is this nonsense?

      Dear God-

      Wake up, or alternatively, stop doing all the drugs.

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