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    Kash Patel bittet Dana White um Hilfe bei „historischem“ FBI-Plan

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    2. Basic-Record-4750 on

      He wants to replace all FBI agents with UFC fighters because he’s watched enough movies to know that ex wrestlers and fighters make good action heroes

    5. 1WY8UGT on

      The director of the FBI has yet to figure out what the FBI does or what ‘FBI’ stands for. He’s really just kind of basing it off of what he’s seen in movies, like a 10 year old.

    6. JasonTavern on

      They’re gonna do the training sessions a few times. The agents may or may not learn anything useful that will stick. If they don’t regularly practice what they learn in perpetuity after the training, then there’s no point in doing it at all. Which there isn’t. This is all just looks and vibes and Trump trying to stay good with his buddy Dana „the wife slapper“ White. 

    8. FiscalCliffClavin on

      I can’t get over how fucking stupid Kash Patel is like he it just keeps getting stupider and stupider and stupider and he probably doesn’t even realize how stupid he is. What a stupid idiot.

    9. AntonChigurhWasHere on

      Kash Patel would suck off Dana White for ringside tickets and the hot meal.

    10. MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda on

      I finished work today-saw this and laughed until tears streamed down my face. It really was a sweet release after a hard day.

    11. S_A_R_K on

      This could actually be a really good idea, if it wasn’t such a stupid idea

    12. FredFredrickson on

      The only thing „historic“ about this is how corrupt and stupid it is.

    14. Jah_Rules on

      I’m stupid, so to confirm, we don’t want “Kash Patel’s,” in this country, but, we have “high levels of management,” named Kash Patel, but it conforms to our greedy ideological mindset?

    16. RedbarnRiver on

      Well the silver lining will be if I get to see a clip of fat body Kash attempting to spar.

    17. Librarian_Zoomies on

      He’s the type of guy who blasts Born in The USA without listening to the lyrics.

    18. tmp1966 on

      Are you shitting me? This is a stupid idea, then again these macho assholes are full of them. I’m sure the FBI and CIA have instructors already. You don’t need to go to the UFC to find trainers for US agents. What a fucking clown show.

      That said, I would love to see Patel and Hegseth get absolutely crushed in the ring in front of a bunch of trainees. That would be worthwhile TV!

    19. crashovernite on

      Next he’s hiring the best street drag racers for their most important missions. People who live their life a quarter mile at a time and drink Coronas preferably.

    21. wookiewin on

      This is just another grift to funnel tax payer dollars to conservative friendly companies.

    22. NomoredatibgGWgirls on

      Kash playing tough guy when you know he was bullied to hell and gone. It’s why he refused to move on Charlies shooter until he got a special FBI jacket in Extra Small women’s.

    24. TheTelephone on

      How often do FBI agents get into hand to hand combat with people who have beyond blue belt skills in any discipline? They really don’t need advanced martial arts training and are literally given guns.

      If anything FBI needs training in apprehending billionaire pedophilies.

    29. AusGeno on

      This was on the news this morning being reported as straight news with no acknowledgment of how absurd it is.

    38. No-Suggestion136 on

      Bam! There’s the corrupt payout (well part of it) to Dana for his investment backing Drumpf

    41. iAmDrakesEyebrows on

      “Let’s have the immigrants fight for their freedom” guaranteed

    42. Old-Tangelo-861 on

      That this would probably be the most defensible thing Patel has done in his tenure is not a good sign.

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