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    4. TintedApostle on

      This is some timeline huh?

      How do you NOT take an ugly picture of Hegseth?

    5. B-Z_B-S on

      So, I guess Hegseth won’t want any more photos to be taken of him. Since *all* of his photos are ugly.

    6. thistimelineisweird on

      Maybe if he stopped thirsting for all the guys in the audience he’d take better photos.

    7. Romantic_Piscean on

      Well, bro, the suits are too tight, the „trying to look military“ pocket decor isn’t working, and the Patrick Bateman hair-do is from a film called American Psycho, so let that sink in. I mean, if you had some queer people in your ranks, they’d have this fixed in no time.

    8. Julian_Thorne on

      Peak oil has been reached thanks to the Epstein administration. And now, peak ego

    11. hazardling on

      All of your pictures look ugly, Kegsbreath. Your greased up used car salesman image you’ve adopted does you no favors. Fucking clown.

    16. smurfsundermybed on

      Understandable, considering that we could replenish the oil reserve by wringing out his hair.

    17. lifeaftersurvival on

      >When *Post* reporter Scott Nover emailed the White House Press Office asking plainly why the Pentagon wasn’t allowing photographers into press briefings, deputy press secretary Anna Kelly replied, “Didn’t *The Washington Post* just fire all of its White House photographers?”

      Even if they did, what an annoying non-answer. I hate how unprofessional and catty things have become.

    18. Tokie-Dokie on

      The same guy who made his mommy go on FOX news to vouch for him during his confirmation hearing is an insecure little bitch? Surprising.

    22. boilingPenguin on

      Didn’t he install a makeup studio in the Pentagon to help deal with this exact thing?

    23. beardofzetterberg on

      How can they be such prima-Donna wimps? Unbelievable. From a self-professed “warrior” lol

    24. Catspaw129 on

      Photographer: I mean, Pete looks average, it’s those Florsheim shoes that make him look ugly…

    27. ImNakedWhatsUp on

      Typical government inefficiency, just ban Hegseth and problem solved.

    31. starfleetdropout6 on

      This dude is like 45 but looks 65+.

      But Trump thought he was hot, so that’s why he’s Secretary of Defense, I mean big boy manly **WAR.**

      Alcohol does that to you, kids.

    34. Tank179 on

      The peak American war monger is scared of flash photography, does he inherit ice barbies make up kit ?

    37. DeadMetalRazr on

      JFC, what gigantic fucking pussy. This greasy mother fucker comes out trying to look like the mafia, waving his tiny little dick all around to show how tough he is when he’s not sucking donny boys balls, and now he can’t let people take his picture cuz it might hurt his wittle feewings. I’d probably laugh more if it wasn’t so fucking sad.

    38. PossessedToSkate on

      I honestly cannot believe we haven’t just dragged these motherfuckers into the street and chucked all their shit out the door after them. They are completely inept, proudly bigoted, and openly corrupt. Suspend their power and replace them immediately.

    41. bishpa on

      Did they not even consider that they were just asking for this sort of headline to be run? What kind of fucking *prima donna* do we have running our military?

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