Don’t subsidize your 41 year old son’s dream of being a movie studio executive.
Past_Bend269 on
Don’t worry guys. They’ll get a bailout from the United States Government while your student debt piles up.
MaksimilenRobespiere on
Quick, have them buy Microsoft!
Apparently things work like that from now on.
ForcedEntry420 on
Dude could have aged gracefully, but opted for terrible plastic surgery instead. You’d think with all that money they’d be able to hire better surgeons.
Big-Cantaloupe2737 on
Ai bubble starting to pop yesssss!!!!
55redditor55 on
They’ll just make money appear somehow, money doesn’t work the same way for them. Just the amount of debt they are using to consolidate all the major media corporations makes no sense financially. If any of us tried to do that we’d be not taken seriously ever.
BusyHands_ on
Fingers crossed this company folds even though I know it’ll get bailed out by Trump.
Ohuigin on
The fact that a company named “Oracle” couldn’t see this coming is….delicious…
AvailableReporter484 on
Well we know one thing is for sure and that’s the people who had nothing to do with bad business decisions, the every day people, will suffer the consequences of the executives, who will likely end up with bonuses when it’s all said and done.
bindermichi on
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer company
PointandStare on
If I owe you £100 that’s my problem.
If I owe you £100 billion, that’s your problem.
damianxyz on
how about the board takes moneny from larries enormous wealth? see. simple
peepdabidness on
I have like 36k in debt. Just one of his dingleberries is all I ask
copperblood on
Perfect time to overpay for Warner Bros. Oracle is like Kmart buying Sears
CGxUe73ab on
AI strikes again.
SC_W33DKILL3R on
Good. The whole thing was an accounting scam depending on different companies moving money around. Did they not think they would be left holding the bag when the roundabout stopped.
Nvidia wouldn’t have been, given they were investing by paying for and providing hardware.
OpenAi wouldn’t as they were spending others money.
Oracle would have been as they were actually spending money on land, buildings and hardware.
tonyislost on
Let me guess. Too big to fail? Will we need to bail?
windmill-tilting on
Can’t wait to see HBO for $10 on Ebay.
GayForPay on
I’d love to see Larry’s attempt to be the next Rupert Murdoch end up in stunning failure.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.
onetugboat on
Holy, I’m so glad our hospital is switching to Epic for it’s health system in October. Dodged a bullet!
OwnIllustrator1609 on
How did they take over TikTok if there broke? Now there gonna bankrupt that to? It seems like all these rich ceos are pretty good at just losing money and then us tax payers have to come and save them,
mello-t on
It’s fine, he is feeding the backend of plantir now. This is just part of the play.
Moneyshot_ITF on
And they owe most of that money to foreign entities. Is America winning yet?
wsf on
Blepharoplasty seems to be a thing these days with old rich guys. I haven’t seen one yet that looks good.
youshouldn-ofdunthat on
Lmao how in the fuck are they so far in debt? They charge ridiculous amounts for their mediocre software.
Awkward-Candle-4977 on
Next news: nvidia will invest in oracle
ctrl-brk on
Don’t worry. When CNN gets renamed to include Trump in the name, they will receive untold tens of billions or more from Uncle Sam.
This is what Americans voted for. Own it.
rewardingsnark on
Faster they go out of business the better.
Sufficient-Bid1279 on
But the execs will fail upwards, milk the company dry and continue to give themselves bonuses
BioEradication on
Bail me out Mr. President!
Commercial-Expert863 on
At first I thought this guy just had the dumbest Tony Stark-wannabe facial hair, but then I looked closer and realized it’s from deeply and passionately kissing Trump’s ass
ChochMcKenzie on
Wasting all that money dyeing his hair blonde to look like papa trump
Maleficent_Shock_585 on
This was inevitable. Oracle’s buying spree to enter the SaaS world was poorly thought out, subsidized by raping their database customers with steady price increases because they were locked in. By doing this, Oracle became one of the most hated companies in software. Their clients have other alternatives and are getting away from the tyranny of their former vendor.
Twinstonedad on
I mean he’s worth 200 bil so boo fucking hoo to him.
greenpowerman99 on
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…
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What color does bro think his hair is
Don’t subsidize your 41 year old son’s dream of being a movie studio executive.
Don’t worry guys. They’ll get a bailout from the United States Government while your student debt piles up.
Quick, have them buy Microsoft!
Apparently things work like that from now on.
Dude could have aged gracefully, but opted for terrible plastic surgery instead. You’d think with all that money they’d be able to hire better surgeons.
Ai bubble starting to pop yesssss!!!!
They’ll just make money appear somehow, money doesn’t work the same way for them. Just the amount of debt they are using to consolidate all the major media corporations makes no sense financially. If any of us tried to do that we’d be not taken seriously ever.
Fingers crossed this company folds even though I know it’ll get bailed out by Trump.
The fact that a company named “Oracle” couldn’t see this coming is….delicious…
Well we know one thing is for sure and that’s the people who had nothing to do with bad business decisions, the every day people, will suffer the consequences of the executives, who will likely end up with bonuses when it’s all said and done.
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer company
If I owe you £100 that’s my problem.
If I owe you £100 billion, that’s your problem.
how about the board takes moneny from larries enormous wealth? see. simple
I have like 36k in debt. Just one of his dingleberries is all I ask
Perfect time to overpay for Warner Bros. Oracle is like Kmart buying Sears
AI strikes again.
Good. The whole thing was an accounting scam depending on different companies moving money around. Did they not think they would be left holding the bag when the roundabout stopped.
Nvidia wouldn’t have been, given they were investing by paying for and providing hardware.
OpenAi wouldn’t as they were spending others money.
Oracle would have been as they were actually spending money on land, buildings and hardware.
Let me guess. Too big to fail? Will we need to bail?
Can’t wait to see HBO for $10 on Ebay.
I’d love to see Larry’s attempt to be the next Rupert Murdoch end up in stunning failure.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.
Holy, I’m so glad our hospital is switching to Epic for it’s health system in October. Dodged a bullet!
How did they take over TikTok if there broke? Now there gonna bankrupt that to? It seems like all these rich ceos are pretty good at just losing money and then us tax payers have to come and save them,
It’s fine, he is feeding the backend of plantir now. This is just part of the play.
And they owe most of that money to foreign entities. Is America winning yet?
Blepharoplasty seems to be a thing these days with old rich guys. I haven’t seen one yet that looks good.
Lmao how in the fuck are they so far in debt? They charge ridiculous amounts for their mediocre software.
Next news: nvidia will invest in oracle
Don’t worry. When CNN gets renamed to include Trump in the name, they will receive untold tens of billions or more from Uncle Sam.
This is what Americans voted for. Own it.
Faster they go out of business the better.
But the execs will fail upwards, milk the company dry and continue to give themselves bonuses
Bail me out Mr. President!
At first I thought this guy just had the dumbest Tony Stark-wannabe facial hair, but then I looked closer and realized it’s from deeply and passionately kissing Trump’s ass
Wasting all that money dyeing his hair blonde to look like papa trump
This was inevitable. Oracle’s buying spree to enter the SaaS world was poorly thought out, subsidized by raping their database customers with steady price increases because they were locked in. By doing this, Oracle became one of the most hated companies in software. Their clients have other alternatives and are getting away from the tyranny of their former vendor.
I mean he’s worth 200 bil so boo fucking hoo to him.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…