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    Trump wird am Montag nach Börsenschluss eine Pressekonferenz abhalten

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    4. ilevelconcrete on

      Look, while you certainly can’t rule out the possibility that the timing here is to prevent market volatility from some bad news, we also mustn’t forget that Trump is also incredibly lazy and might just want to watch TV until then.

    5. tinyE1138 on

      Iran is now the 51st State.
      Gas prices are dropping.
      Job numbers are the best they’ve ever been.
      My approval rating holds steady at 99%
      And I’m adding my name to the Kennedy Space Center.
      Covfefe!

    8. UnobviousDiver on

      He’s going to try and calm markets and provide a simple short term goal to help make this war palatable to the American people. He will also go off script and fuck up his speech with with incoherent rambling.

    10. Secret_Research_7185 on

      Maybe he’ll announce an Executive Order demanding that the Dow goes back up above 50,000 points !

    12. Hairy_Muff305 on

      “Don’t be a panican, we’re all going to be so rich that we won’t know how to spend it! Look at these curtains….”

    16. Diligent-Wave-4150 on

      Don’t buy gas, ride horses will be the statement before he starts pooping endlessly.

    17. JaDonYoutube on

      Let me guess: Joe Biden, immigration, no inflation, best job market we have ever seen, our 401ks are going to the moon

    18. MaxRD on

      Gotta wait for his family and friends to buy and sell at the right price before announcing something that will shock the market and make it trend in a way that will benefit those with advanced knowledge.

    20. redinthahead on

      Check out Prairie Operating Co (PROP). It’s a small-cap driller focused on the DJ Basin (Colorado). Today, it saw a 291% spike in call option volume.

      For a company of that size, that is institutional flow or „information leakage.“ If Trump walks out there and starts talking about Executive Orders for fast-tracking domestic production or tax credits for U.S. shale, these $2.00 calls are going to print 500% by tomorrow morning.

      The „friends“ are already positioned. He’s just going out there to provide the catalyst. Watch the after-hours price action on the small-cap energy tickers; that’s where the real move is.

    21. calitoej on

      „I am announcing my immediate resignation as President of the United States, due to the fact that I am way out of my depth & have no idea what I am doing. Thank you for your attention to the matter.“

    23. admlshake on

      He’s probably going to announce that we are going to nuke them unless they get congress to pass the SAVE act.

    24. lifeat24fps on

      Started a war, tanked the market, spiked gas prices. Still hasn’t addressed the nation like a president should.

      Not that I care to watch him ramble and slur from the Oval but just to point what a lazy piece of shit this man is.

    25. roadsidefoto on

      My prediction: he’s gonna say something fucking stupid, then follow it up with something more fucking stupid.

    28. JMDeutsch on

      “Joe Biden just used his auto pen to become the new Ayatollah of Iran…and he shit my pants.”

    31. Ok-Play-15 on

      Anyone else notice that the announcement of this press conference was preceded by a 1 hour call with Putin this morning?

    32. id_rather_b_painting on

      He’s going to announce the special military operation is over, and we’ve negotiated a deal with Iran (neither is true).

    35. Myko475 on

      Yes it’s all Biden’s fault while you’re rotting in a golf cart when 7 people died for your illegal war.

    36. Flat-Emergency4891 on

      He is a loser. Broke the economy and plunged us into war. Sounds like a Republican.

    37. bishpa on

      The press pool needs to learn to check their habitual need to throw out multiple questions at a time. Trump just picks the one he wants to answer and ignores the more difficult ones. Ask him simple questions so he can’t evade.

    38. jaymef on

      Man this may be one of the scariest press conferences yet.

      Taking over countries with no regard. Disregarding evidence that a Tomahawk hit a school and killed 165 people. Saying he’s basically going to lift sanctions on Russian oil and Putin was interested in helping with the conflict. Talking about taking over Cuba. Talking about how there’s death in war & shrugging off American deaths. Talking about how he knew hitting Iran would raise oil prices and it’s not that bad, also claiming they were two weeks away from a nuke and using it.

      Not to mention pushing so hard for the „SAVE America“ act to rig the next elections

    39. Nvenom8 on

      Let me save you all an hour: „Blah blah the economy’s perfect blah blah immigrants blah blah trans buy my merch.“

    40. bad_retired_fairy on

      „Our economy is strong. Gas prices are low. Housing is affordable. Groceries are cheap.“ Gaslight gaslight gaslight.

    43. GoblinObscura on

      He’s probably gonna buy a bunch of stock that has tanked, call the war a victory and then the markets correction will make him and his cronies even more money .

    44. Enlightened_D on

      When I put it on he was talking about how he won all 3 elections but it was to big to rig this time, and that they stole a few senate seats by cheating. Then the ymca came on. I wish I was joking.

    45. Round_Rooms on

      Over on conservative they want to hear about Biden crimes, they are so dense that Trump’s tapes and pedophilia aren’t even on their radar… There’s no helping them lol

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