Epstein → Ghislaine Maxwell → TerraMar → Clinton Foundation → Crab People → Dolphins → Underwater cities → Alien ships in the ocean. What if it’s all connected?
Timmmmmmmmm on
That doesn’t look like a man that has the skills to build an under water city
GrandMasBushidoBrown on
DMT?
-Throw----Away- on
hang on a minute, if these are distractions, are we not contributing directly to that distraction by posting this stuff?
-karmakramer- on
I believe him
Theinternetdumbens on
The same thing almost happened to me, but I offered to blow them all instead and they agreed.
Sometimes you just gotta use your head.
deephurting66 on
Florida man, why am I not surprised
carolinagirl843 on
The story is gold
FORT MYERS, FL — FLORIDA MAN FOUND SUNBURNED AND DISORIENTED ON SANIBEL CAUSEWAY CLAIMING HE WAS „KIDNAPPED BY DOLPHINS AND FORCED TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY“
Lee County Sheriff’s deputies responded to the Sanibel Causeway early Monday after a motorist reported a man standing on the shoulder „soaking wet and drawing blueprints in the sand.“
According to the police report, Ricky James Hollowell, 33, was found barefoot, severely sunburned, and wearing only swim trunks. He told deputies he had been „taken against his will by a pod of dolphins 3 days ago“ and forced to work on what he called „an underwater construction project.“
According to Hollowell and the police report:
Hollowell claimed the dolphins approached him while he was swimming off Fort Myers Beach and „escorted him to a site approximately 40 feet below the surface“ where they needed help building structures
He told officers the dolphins communicated through „a series of clicks that he eventually learned to interpret“ and that the project foreman was a dolphin he referred to as „Gerald“
When asked how he breathed underwater for 3 days he said „Gerald handled that. I didn’t ask questions. You don’t question Gerald“
He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand that deputies described as „detailed enough to be concerning“ including what appeared to be condos, a town square, and a recreation center
He told officers he was released because „the dolphins were satisfied with his work“ but that Gerald said „they’d be back for phase two“
Responding deputy Shawn Oakley told reporters: „I’ve been with the sheriff’s office 11 years. The blueprints were the part that got me. He had zoning.“
Hollowell was transported for medical evaluation. Gerald was unavailable for comment.
Some men build cities on land. Ricky Hollowell claims he built one underwater for dolphins and honestly the blueprints were hard to argue with.
#funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
boneydog22 on
From an article – “He identified the apparent leader of the pod as “Gerald,” a larger male dolphin with distinctive scarring on its dorsal fin, whom he referred to as the “project foreman.” 😭😭😭
NewHorizonHoldings on
Gawd damn hoss I love Florida 🤣
GME_looooong on
Florida man has typical day for a Florida man
LeKwisatzHaderach on
This sub deliver again 😂
CryptidToothbrush on
I’m more impressed that he learned the dolphin click language so quickly
MsPeabody2U on
This thread🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vanpire73 on
I don’t know why, but I believe him yo.
GloriousRoseBud on
This is why I’m here.
insecurecharm on
Did he get forced into anything else? I have heard some shit about dolphins.
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Same thing happened to me.
Epstein → Ghislaine Maxwell → TerraMar → Clinton Foundation → Crab People → Dolphins → Underwater cities → Alien ships in the ocean. What if it’s all connected?
That doesn’t look like a man that has the skills to build an under water city
DMT?
hang on a minute, if these are distractions, are we not contributing directly to that distraction by posting this stuff?
I believe him
The same thing almost happened to me, but I offered to blow them all instead and they agreed.
Sometimes you just gotta use your head.
Florida man, why am I not surprised
The story is gold
FORT MYERS, FL — FLORIDA MAN FOUND SUNBURNED AND DISORIENTED ON SANIBEL CAUSEWAY CLAIMING HE WAS „KIDNAPPED BY DOLPHINS AND FORCED TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY“
Lee County Sheriff’s deputies responded to the Sanibel Causeway early Monday after a motorist reported a man standing on the shoulder „soaking wet and drawing blueprints in the sand.“
According to the police report, Ricky James Hollowell, 33, was found barefoot, severely sunburned, and wearing only swim trunks. He told deputies he had been „taken against his will by a pod of dolphins 3 days ago“ and forced to work on what he called „an underwater construction project.“
According to Hollowell and the police report:
Hollowell claimed the dolphins approached him while he was swimming off Fort Myers Beach and „escorted him to a site approximately 40 feet below the surface“ where they needed help building structures
He told officers the dolphins communicated through „a series of clicks that he eventually learned to interpret“ and that the project foreman was a dolphin he referred to as „Gerald“
When asked how he breathed underwater for 3 days he said „Gerald handled that. I didn’t ask questions. You don’t question Gerald“
He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand that deputies described as „detailed enough to be concerning“ including what appeared to be condos, a town square, and a recreation center
He told officers he was released because „the dolphins were satisfied with his work“ but that Gerald said „they’d be back for phase two“
Responding deputy Shawn Oakley told reporters: „I’ve been with the sheriff’s office 11 years. The blueprints were the part that got me. He had zoning.“
Hollowell was transported for medical evaluation. Gerald was unavailable for comment.
Some men build cities on land. Ricky Hollowell claims he built one underwater for dolphins and honestly the blueprints were hard to argue with.
#funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
From an article – “He identified the apparent leader of the pod as “Gerald,” a larger male dolphin with distinctive scarring on its dorsal fin, whom he referred to as the “project foreman.” 😭😭😭
Gawd damn hoss I love Florida 🤣
Florida man has typical day for a Florida man
This sub deliver again 😂
I’m more impressed that he learned the dolphin click language so quickly
This thread🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know why, but I believe him yo.
This is why I’m here.
Did he get forced into anything else? I have heard some shit about dolphins.
[http://www.johnclilly.com/thestory.html](http://www.johnclilly.com/thestory.html)
Click click
Must be those villain dolphins from that one book. If you know, shhh most might not. Make it harder!
Anything starting with “Florida man” I’m out
Discontinue the flaka…
Had me at dolphin disclosure
I hate when that happens. Dolphins are so insistent.