Seltsames Mal erscheint an Trumps Hals

President Trump on Monday made his first public appearance in Washington since launching a massive attack on Iran over the weekend — and onlookers noticed a “significant rash-like injury” on the right side of his neck.

Indeed, press photos by Agence France-Presse‘s Saul Loeb show what looks like a prominent reddish wound or scabbing below his right ear, obscured by the white collar of his shirt.

“Whoa, this is new,” wrote independent journalist Aaron Rupar in a post on Bluesky.

Just a diaper blowout. It’s happens to all of us.

That’s where the lizard people inject him with asshole syrum.

He’s actually a great guy but those damn liberal lizards have turned him into a pedo warmonger.

Bitten by a vampire?

Love bite?

Wishing him the month that he deserves

Also wishing it’s shingles, and he had the chance to get the vaccine for it but refused, just to make the irony that much more entertaining

Maybe it’s a bullet burn? /s

So the 666 is finally asserting itself.

Doesn’t syphilis have a rash?

longevity treatment rash is my bet. made from his own ground up rape babies

The wound showed up a year and half late.

Is that where RFK Jr. feeds on his blood?

A hickey from Naziyahoo?

Voldemort’s horcrux is trying to escape…even Voldermort has standards…

It’s the T-Virus!

Even his own skin is sick of his bull 💩