South Park-Autor fordert die Einberufung von Barron Trump, da der Präsident sagt, dass im Iran-Konflikt weitere amerikanische Opfer zu erwarten seien
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/send-barron-trump-parody-website-b2930364.html
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From the article:
The hashtag #SendBarron is trending on social media as a satirical website calls for Trump to deploy his son in the military.
The website, Draftbarrontrump.com, was set up by comedian and former South Park writer, Toby Morton, amid Operation Epic Fury.
At least four American soldiers have been killed and several others seriously wounded as the assault stretches into its third day.
Trump has been accused of appearing indifferent towards those deaths, shrugging them off as a reality of war and speaking about his ballroom plans during a Medal of Honor ceremony.
The satirical website includes spoof quotes from members of the Trump family, including one attributed to the president himself:
“People come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the strongest. Send Barron off to war’ I’ve always been strong. Very strong. Stronger than anyone expected. Some say the strongest ever.”
If he gets sent to war, who will turn on laptops?
Its hard to be drafted when there isnt a draft going on.
Michael: Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom, like say, signing Buster up for the army during wartime.
Lucille: What the hell was I supposed to do? Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country.
Michael: First of all, it wasn’t Michael Moore. It was a Michael Moore look-alike, and it wasn’t in front of the whole country. It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Lucille: I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out.
why stop at barron, send all the trump kids and in-laws
“And sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That’s the way it is. Likely be more,” -DJ Trump
But it will be a “great deal.”
Sorry Barron, shit happens.
It’s not gonna matter. Even if they were to draft him, he would just get some type of prestigious military position that he’s not qualified for. Similar to JD Vance a non-combat role.
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Barron is 6’9” tall. The height cutoff of the US army is 6’8”.
Kinda funny but why are there a 1000 posts about the thousand articles about this?
I think bone spurs are hereditary
[our only hope](https://www.draftbarrontrump.com)