Ein neuer Ayatollah soll innerhalb weniger Tage gewählt werden, sagt der iranische Außenminister

What happened to regime change?

Dead man walking

Presumably it won’t be confirmed by white smoke rising like the pope is or it could be confusing.

Somehow… The Ayatollah has returned.

Polymarket probably already knows 

Good then we know who to kill next. Unless he’s actually sane and kind to his people.

Ohh ohhh. Pick me.

A new target for US and Israel will be chosen within days, you mean

Ooh gosh, I hope they don’t pick me.

Weird being elected to catch hellfire missiles.

How will the voting be conducted? Could it be a zoom call? Because I know I wouldn’t be eager to go into the office for this one.

Let me guess, a new figurehead but now Trump can claim he’s governing the country via Zoom call just like Venezuela but nothing changes except that we got to get a whole bunch of civilians killed.

Waiting for the (pedophile) donald trump to tweet that Iran should elect him

Iranian here:

That’s cute, say hello to the next walking target

Wait! Doesn’t the new Ayatollah need to be born then found? Or am I thinking the Avatar?

There’s a job everyone’s dying to have, literally.

Might as well stay and pick a couple more