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    Meta erhält Patent für KI, die für tote Social-Media-Nutzer posten könnte

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    1. CackleRooster on

      Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean Facebook won’t still be trying to profit from you.

    6. Halfie4Life on

      Jesus… Nothing will turn off regular people than seeing activity from a lost loved one within that first year.

    7. Stolehtreb on

      > The company says its just a concept, and doesn’t plan to advance the idea.

      Do you think we’re stupid, Meta? Seriously? I can’t even believe my eyes looking at this statement. You patented it. You own the platform it would be most heavily used on. Come on now.

    8. gonewild9676 on

      I spent 2 hours spinning in my grave because of what Fred did to my house with that terrible wallpaper then spent some quality decomposing time after that I pushed up the daisies a bit.

      -Aunt Sue

    9. dieselxindustry on

      GREAT! Now my MAGA nut bag of an aunt can continue to post AI Trump slop from the grave.

    10. HuntsWithRocks on

      Maybe, in the metaverse they’ll have a necromancy extension so we can dance with our dead relatives while standing in a dark room by ourselves. #SocialMedia

    11. Affectionate-Memory4 on

      Imagine coming home from your auntie’s funeral, checking to see messages from your friends and family too far away to attend in person, and seeing posts from „her“ pushing whatever the AI has been instructed to push. Absolutely sickening.

    13. Best-Temperature5595 on

      How is that possible? Prior art will show that the concept has been around for decades in sci-fi novels and movies.

    15. tejanoazul on

      These evil motherfuckers man lol

      Give me a decade to think of patent ideas and I couldn’t come up with something so god damn morbid and stupid

    16. timcorin on

      “Hey guys, missing you all! It’s been a year since I died but just wanted to share that my final days were super comfortable on my SleepPro mattress from SleepTech!”

    21. BioEradication on

      Can’t wait for my dead uncle to post from the grave about how great Trump is doing and how buying gold is a sound investment.

    22. PatchyWhiskers on

      This should really make religious people freak out since it’s technically necromancy.

      Leviticus 19:31

      Do not turn to mediums or necromancers; do not seek them out, and so make yourselves unclean by them: I am the Lord your God.

    24. Jonnyflash80 on

      What kind of dystopian shit is this?

      Sounds like a Black Mirror episode.

    30. Getafix69 on

      Someone should just go through every black mirror episode and patent ever in an effort to stop all this going further.

    31. ImOldGregg_77 on

      Nobody:

      Meta: Hi dear its your dead Grandmother wishing you a happy birthday

    32. Streakflash on

      1: make ai bot post in behalf of a dead user

      2: still show ads to the bot

      3: bot decides to click on an ad

      4: ad’s owner credit is consumed, they pay again to publish new ad

      5: meta gets paid for the new ad campaign

      6: profit++

    33. Grinzy on

      Does that mean my dad will just keep posting racist shit on facebook after he dies?

    34. ElsewhereExodus on

      This should be the time folks mass Exodus from this brainwash mass surveillance tool but of course they won’t

    35. enn-srsbusiness on

      Dayum, your dead grandpa selling you erectile dysfunction medication. „This is how we made your mommy, boy!“

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