Wenn Paris Los Angeles wäre, würde der Krieg in der Ukraine in der Nähe von Memphis stattfinden

The whole country is affected by the war. Drones, bombardements, sabotage, refugees… So war would begin at the Texan border 

I mean Memphis could be at the same level of Ukraine at this point when it comes to war

Or Minneapolis.

Weather was probably comparable for a few days there too lol

If Paris were Los Angeles, the [Grand Paris Express](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Paris_Express) would not be under construction

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike

Actually, Paris is the middle of Death Valley and Los Angeles is Orleans, not sure which is worse.