Also arbeiten meine Frau und ich an unserem toten Schlafzimmer, hier ist das Ergebnis.
Notiz:
Ich wäre vollkommen glücklich, sie so oft zu ficken, wie sie möchte. Es macht ihr keinen Spaß.
Von throwawaysigh333
Also arbeiten meine Frau und ich an unserem toten Schlafzimmer, hier ist das Ergebnis.
Notiz:
Ich wäre vollkommen glücklich, sie so oft zu ficken, wie sie möchte. Es macht ihr keinen Spaß.
Von throwawaysigh333
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I feel this chart so much. The 4% to 667% is hilarious!
whats the work that you have both taken on? Is the graph to track your progress? Do you have a couple „goal“ set to reach?
But at least it’s easy to track.
You want to have sex 1.5 times a day… Bro…. Where’s your head at? Are you the idiot asking if your wife says to have sex every day during and after her pregnancy?
I wish there was some sort of indication where the months start and end in the very top graph.
That’s not a dead bedroom
That’s incredibly depressing.
This is dataisbeautiful, not dataissadandyouneedtherapy
FYI, the Venn diagram of „men who have sex 1.5x a day“ and „men who say ’sexy times'“ is two separate circles.
„Duty“ and „maintenance“ sex is frying me lmao
I get that people probably quantify dead bedroom differently, but I personally think 20 times is above the threshold. I’ve always heard closer to 10, which is probably where we are at (wife has a pretty terrible medical condition that affects our sex life).
That quality rating scale says a lot about you.
Hey man, this is a sad data set.
Deep down you know this will never change to a meaningful level for you. You either accept that this is your life, or find someone who is compatible.
Can we stop calling it sexy times please?
Saying this with love, man, why are you posting this? Is it for validation? Because you’re not just keeping score, you’re setting up a whole ass sports betting market.
You have a problem that isn’t fixed by sharing this with strangers online. I’m sure your partner knows that you rarely have sex. Putting it to numbers just makes it sounds like you’re laying out a paper trail, and it probably makes them feel like shit. Talk it out emotionally, go to couple’s therapy, figure out what is the disconnect.
Idk man, this just makes me understand why she’s not in the mood.
This is a libido mismatch for sure, but not a dead bedroom. Especially if your wife is going through postpartum, perimenopause or other kinds of hormonal changes. I get your frustration but this graph screams resentment and if I were your wife, seeing it would make me lose what little desire I still had for you.
The resentment towards your wife is palpable. Not saying it’s misplaced resentment, but yikes. Bad situation all around.
„Dead“… I wish mine was this active.
Airing your dissatisfaction with your wife’s libido to a bunch of strangers on Reddit is a good way to make the situation a whole lot worse.
I’m confused about his frequency / year vs frequency of his initiation. It looks like she’s putting in far more effort than expected.
Is the quality rating only considering the chart creator not the partner?
“She doesn’t enjoy it” is a great reason for the low numbers
She’s having an orgasm 2 times each time but somehow doesn’t want to have sex that much… hmm…
Your wife initiated sex 13 times this year? Damn I can only dream about that. Wife hasn’t initiated sex in years, even before the dead bedroom. And lingerie? God I think it’s been at least five years.
“She wore lingerie” seems like such a weird out of place data point.
You two seem really fucking miserable.
I don’t think your wife is orgasming nearly as much as you think she is, which is perhaps part of the problem?
I’m somewhat doubtful about the orgasm rate. She has twice as many orgasms as you from missionary position? Is that according to her or according to you?
Wait, she thinks ideally she’d like to do it three times a year, yet she initiates 13 times?
Boy is there ever a lot of virgins slash people who’ve never been in a long term relationship speaking confidently in this thread.
Damn this is depressing bud, sorry
“Hey hun, what are you working on?”
“Oh, just ranking my orgasm quality on the subjective five point scale I came up with.”
“…what for?”
“It’s for the ‘Climaxin’’ section of my infographic, ‘Sex Chart 2025’!”
Bro. No foreplay, and you are claiming she has over 2 orgasms on average? Also, bro no girl is cumming twice for „maintenance sex.“ She’s clearly faking her orgasms/lying. 3x a year is also ridiculous considering her initiation rate, and 1.5x a day is.. Well, wild.
Look, I’m not there, so obviously I don’t know. But I’m getting the feeling you don’t really understand what’s going on here. Which I would imagine is a common problem in dead bedrooms.
I too find that the key to a happy relationship is keeping score. With charts.
This is just complaining with numbers.
I never realized statistics could be so passive aggressive.
Every male 10+ years into marriage looking at the commenters:
„Yeah? You wait…“
Man… I thought about doing this… and after reading this… I’m so glad I didn’t.
2.2 orgasms per coitus but her desired sex frequency is 3x a year? You sure she aint fakin‘?
The amount of salty or critical comments here is really jarring. This certainly hit a nerve with a lot of people. I don’t think OP was wrong to make this chart or track anything. I found it very interesting and very sad.
This is the kind of behavior and passive aggressive resentment that’s a one way street to divorce. You should consider couples therapy.
I’m 100% serious. You’ll likely learn a bit about yourself.
This is fucking weird man