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  1. Agreeable_Parsnip_94 on

    I did not expect a random callback to Happy Tree Friends in this kind of video, but it is pretty appropriate.

  2. Informal_Ad_9610 on

    Lucky for him, he probably when white-out in less than a minute from blood loss, and was dead in less than 3 minutes.

    THat might be a painful way to go, but IMO, that’s way better than a gut hit, where they are laying there with their guts all over the ground for an hour while they wheeze in agony..

    just to think, he coulda still been back in Vladivostok drinking shitty vodka and banging his ~~neighbor~~ ~~neice~~ daughter…if only he’d decided to not join a 3 day venture…

  3. No_Control8389 on

    He’s still got them *upper legs*

    Don’t see the problem. Continue the assault.

  4. RexBosworth69420 on

    Okay, Ukranians must love *Happy Tree Friends* because this is the second reference I’ve seen in a week (the other video I saw used the HTF theme music).

  5. Hairy-Bluejay-8833 on

    SLAVA UKRAINI!

    Well done, sláva Ukraíni! Heroyam Slava! 🇺🇦🇨🇭🇺🇦🇨🇭🇺🇦

  6. Lol, скрабецца у сторану Масковии, да дому, да хаты 😊🤙🏻

  7. Long_Ad2824 on

    Hopefully he makes it back to his family to enjoy his stylish souvenirs.

  8. welshdragon69 on

    He was trying to work out how to get help but he was completely stumped.

  9. Ok_Release231 on

    ‚The Little Engine That Could‘

    „Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. He was chuggin’ his way across the enemy line. “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!”

    This little engine’s mission was to take some AK-47 and nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 Platoon. Needless to say, there was plenty opposition. Think that stop the little engine that could? No sir-rey-bob, he just kept chuggin along. “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!”

    Not even when they climbed aboard the train, popped out the eyes of the conductor, blood and snot was drippin’ out his eye sockets. Think that stopped the little engine that could? Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin’ along.. “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. toot toot!”

    Wasn’t ‘till Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives, just as the little engine that could was makin his way cross the tressle… BOOM!
    A ‘splosion happen. Blood n’ guts n’ spittin’ ass was everywhere. N’ Bubba come crawlin’ out the back door, both legs missin’. Lula May’s baby boy. He looks up at me, he says ‘Payne. I cant feel muh legs!’

    I said ‘Bubba. They ain’t there!’ I look down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin’ real fast like this here, and I says ‘Bubba. it’s 30 miles ‘till the nearest town. Unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands you ain’t gonna make it!’

    All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place! Just me an my side arm an I had no other alternative but to blast my way out.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DIE PIG DIE YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!! BAM!! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND!! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!“

  10. foobarreddit99 on

    At least he can cut up his super high interest rate Payless shoe store card.

  11. Consistentscroller on

    Looks like a painful death… And that’s the kind of death the Russian’s deserve for all the pain they’ve inflicted.

    Tbh they deserve worse if there is such a thing.

  12. Hungry-Geologist911 on

    imagine sitting on a sofa with family and not to participate an invasion, legs would be allright.

  13. It’s possible he was scripted but never had feet they don’t have a problem sending crippled people to the front so it’s possible

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