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    „Melania“ ist so, so, so schlecht

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    4. anechoofadistanttime on

      Trump fell asleep in the first five minutes, he only woke up because he sh$t himself and needed his diaper changed

    6. Admirable-Deer-9038 on

      Can we all agree to just stop giving her and this any attention whatsoever?! Just stop talking about her and it.

    11. DiveMasterD57 on

      I guess the real question is: was anyone expecting it to be entertaining in any way? The very premise suggested the level of drek ultimately delivered.

    13. Human-Speaker-1583 on

      The best part :

      The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer’s intention was zero

    14. No_Clock_7464 on

      How can it be bad it’s got a 99% on rotten tomatoes. You can’t possibly get a score that high and have the movie suck soiled old man asshole

    15. reddittorbrigade on

      Watching the movie of the family who have been robbing our country is not cool.

    16. cryptoopotamus on

      Omg I know I’m going with a group of around 12 girls later tonight to see it just to laugh at it! 

    18. No-Front5879 on

      The best review I saw was if I was watching Melania on a plane I’d still walk out.

    23. 853fisher on

      More insightful work from the author of „Bari Weiss suuuuuuuuuuuuucks,“ „JD Vance is a piece of shit,“ and other opinions that are truly brave to publish in SFGate. 🙄 I’m no fan of any of these people, but I also can’t get excited about giving Hearst Communications outrage-clicks for these lukewarm takes.

    24. walrusbwalrus on

      Fine but could we stop filling the entertainment feed with basically this same fucking article? I’m never going to watch it, I believe it is a piece of shit film, for fucks sake please post something else!

    25. Falcon3492 on

      I wouldn’t watch it if it was on over the air tv! We are after all talking about a woman who stole Michelle Obama’s speech word for word that Michelle gave at the Democratic convention and then gave it at the GOP convention. The woman doesn’t have an original thought in her head.

    27. MrDerpGently on

      Look at it this way, Ivanka [correction: Ivana. Yikes, sorry] had to be buried in his back yard to get him a tax break. At least Melania is alive to get a little taste of that Bezos bribe. Truly a family of role models.

    28. Green_Apprentice on

      I feel like all they could do at this point it advertise it as so bad that its worth watching. I know plenty of people who enjoy watching shitty movies just for the hell of it.

      But not this. The topic alone will probably keep this movie pushed away and forgotten in time.

    30. fake_redzepi on

      I don’t get what all the hate is about. Sure, her most recent album is a little weaker, but I’ve been a fan of Melania Martinez for years. I’m personally excited to see behind the scenes.

    34. OuterLightness on

      They should rename the documentary “Melena”, the medical term for bloody stool.

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