“Our product, actually, in its core, requires people to conform with Fourth Amendment data protection”
Lmfao.
SaulsAll on
The only thing that guards US rights is the citizens‘ willingness to remove those in power that threaten them.
2thSprkler on
Scary fking times right now
fu2nexus6 on
Can’t wait to turn their technology back on them.
pedant69420 on
That’s ragebait, right?
dukearcher on
Orwellian newspeak
SlovenianTherapist on
The secret police declares itself the defender of the jews
3FeetHighAndFalling on
Thank you palantir! Thank you for being the guardians of my right to be surveilled! True patriots doing the real work
JohnGalactusX on
They went full MAGA. Never go full MAGA.
cambeiu on
I am relieved that the company named after a magical orb that was coopted by the Dark Lord Sauron and that no character in the books should ever dare to use is now the „guardian of my rights“.
Next step is to buy a house made by a developer called Mordor and hire a babysitter named Nazgul.
We should also name the local police force The Sardaukar.
Flambeedlemons on
It’s so frustrating the way language is being tortured in the US. Pam Bondi says the DOJ is being maximally transparent. Trump says he is exonerated in the files. Todd Blanche says Americans are gaslighting the administration about the Pretti murder. Words have lost their meaning.
caguru on
They built the citizen targeting network better than CIA could. They are like HR for America, not here to protect you, but the people writing their checks. Pure fucking evil.
UsrHpns4rctct on
Spoken like a true totalitarian fascist dystopia profiteer.
Cheap_Coffee on
I think the actual comment was „Protector of the American Right.“
/s
AV8ORA330 on
An American dream in this day and age. Making money off of lies.
KReddit934 on
Animal Farm. War is Peace. Hate is Love.
ACompletelyLostCause on
As Peter Thiel is so fond of using literary references, I’ll leave this here:-
„The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Love, and the Ministry of Plenty are the four ministries of the government of Oceania in the 1949 dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, by George Orwell.
The use of contradictory names in this manner may have been inspired from the British and American governments; during the Second World War, the British Ministry of Food oversaw rationing (the name „Ministry of Food Control“ was used in World War I) and the Ministry of Information restricted and controlled information, rather than supplying it; while, in the U.S., the War Department was abolished and replaced with the „National Military Establishment“ in 1947 and then became the Department of Defense in 1949, right around the time that Nineteen Eighty-Four was published.“
hasslehof on
Anti-woke sentiment embodied in code powering systems used by the government – what could go wrong?
Efficient-Wish9084 on
Such arrogant wankers.
RacingMindsI on
I hereby declare myself as the guardian of the galaxy!
mowotlarx on
I think the word they were looking for was „captor“ not „guardian.“
DemmyDemon on
Goat declares itself guardian of sack of wheat.
femboyisbestboy on
This is a Onion headline right? right?
burn_healz on
Palantir is a fucking crime against rights.
OGBeege on
Fuck Palantir and Kraplan’s shitty haircut. Losers
westtownie on
No they are the guardian of the pedophiles
timify10 on
Evil company
daltontf1212 on
And in other news foxes declares themselves best guardians of hen houses.
GBralta on
Press X to doubt.
Affectionate_Neat868 on
Sure, I guess we’ll just ignore that whole part about their founder being an accelerationist who actively calls for the end of Democracy
WaffleHouseGladiator on
America is their test lab. Other countries should take notes.
Disused_Yeti on
Americans*
*offer valid only for your techbro oligarchs. The rest of you are the product and don’t count
wiseoldfox on
French Revolution looking more poignant every fucking day.
dlc741 on
The fox declares itself the guardian of the henhouse
Modroidz on
A new evil empire enters the chat.
mtwjns11 on
And Saruman declares himself the Guardian of the Ents.
Xeynon on
Silver lining: you don’t engage in this kind of desperate, laughable spin unless you know you’re losing the PR battle.
We need to up the pressure on Palantir and make them a political liability. Politicians should he running on canceling their government contracts and outlawing their business model.
DividedState on
Dystopia. The American dream.
orangehehe on
The Lizard people have made a declaration.
ElectronicTrade7039 on
I’ll pass on any of their guardianship, thanks.
flannelback on
The fox declares itself the guardian of the henhouse!
TheRatingsAgency on
Their whole business depends on convincing the govt to allow the company to be this intrusive force. Bounce it and they’re done.
projectilegarlicjazz on
That’s so weird because I too declare myself a guardian of American rights.
Tiraloparatras25 on
Which Americans? Let me guess: The Yeomen of the 21th century, titans of industry, rober barons, the 1%, the ones who own it all?
DocMorningstar on
I’ve met Alex a few times, and he is a genuine loon. He 100% believes that this is the best way to protect rights, but he fails to grasp that the bad actors might be….inside the building.
Afb3212 on
Saruman declared himself the protector of the Shire and hobbits everywhere.
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“Our product, actually, in its core, requires people to conform with Fourth Amendment data protection”
Lmfao.
The only thing that guards US rights is the citizens‘ willingness to remove those in power that threaten them.
Scary fking times right now
Can’t wait to turn their technology back on them.
That’s ragebait, right?
Orwellian newspeak
The secret police declares itself the defender of the jews
Thank you palantir! Thank you for being the guardians of my right to be surveilled! True patriots doing the real work
They went full MAGA. Never go full MAGA.
I am relieved that the company named after a magical orb that was coopted by the Dark Lord Sauron and that no character in the books should ever dare to use is now the „guardian of my rights“.
Next step is to buy a house made by a developer called Mordor and hire a babysitter named Nazgul.
We should also name the local police force The Sardaukar.
It’s so frustrating the way language is being tortured in the US. Pam Bondi says the DOJ is being maximally transparent. Trump says he is exonerated in the files. Todd Blanche says Americans are gaslighting the administration about the Pretti murder. Words have lost their meaning.
They built the citizen targeting network better than CIA could. They are like HR for America, not here to protect you, but the people writing their checks. Pure fucking evil.
Spoken like a true totalitarian fascist dystopia profiteer.
I think the actual comment was „Protector of the American Right.“
/s
An American dream in this day and age. Making money off of lies.
Animal Farm. War is Peace. Hate is Love.
As Peter Thiel is so fond of using literary references, I’ll leave this here:-
„The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Love, and the Ministry of Plenty are the four ministries of the government of Oceania in the 1949 dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, by George Orwell.
The use of contradictory names in this manner may have been inspired from the British and American governments; during the Second World War, the British Ministry of Food oversaw rationing (the name „Ministry of Food Control“ was used in World War I) and the Ministry of Information restricted and controlled information, rather than supplying it; while, in the U.S., the War Department was abolished and replaced with the „National Military Establishment“ in 1947 and then became the Department of Defense in 1949, right around the time that Nineteen Eighty-Four was published.“
Anti-woke sentiment embodied in code powering systems used by the government – what could go wrong?
Such arrogant wankers.
I hereby declare myself as the guardian of the galaxy!
I think the word they were looking for was „captor“ not „guardian.“
Goat declares itself guardian of sack of wheat.
This is a Onion headline right? right?
Palantir is a fucking crime against rights.
Fuck Palantir and Kraplan’s shitty haircut. Losers
No they are the guardian of the pedophiles
Evil company
And in other news foxes declares themselves best guardians of hen houses.
Press X to doubt.
Sure, I guess we’ll just ignore that whole part about their founder being an accelerationist who actively calls for the end of Democracy
America is their test lab. Other countries should take notes.
Americans*
*offer valid only for your techbro oligarchs. The rest of you are the product and don’t count
French Revolution looking more poignant every fucking day.
The fox declares itself the guardian of the henhouse
A new evil empire enters the chat.
And Saruman declares himself the Guardian of the Ents.
Silver lining: you don’t engage in this kind of desperate, laughable spin unless you know you’re losing the PR battle.
We need to up the pressure on Palantir and make them a political liability. Politicians should he running on canceling their government contracts and outlawing their business model.
Dystopia. The American dream.
The Lizard people have made a declaration.
I’ll pass on any of their guardianship, thanks.
The fox declares itself the guardian of the henhouse!
Their whole business depends on convincing the govt to allow the company to be this intrusive force. Bounce it and they’re done.
That’s so weird because I too declare myself a guardian of American rights.
Which Americans? Let me guess: The Yeomen of the 21th century, titans of industry, rober barons, the 1%, the ones who own it all?
I’ve met Alex a few times, and he is a genuine loon. He 100% believes that this is the best way to protect rights, but he fails to grasp that the bad actors might be….inside the building.
Saruman declared himself the protector of the Shire and hobbits everywhere.