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Join the Gardaí…because we’ll all die someday
(Not a caption…) the answer button is “RIP”? Well now they’re just tempting my mother (and probably a whole swathe of other auld ones) to think they’ve a direct line to rip.ie. No way they’ll ignore that… being first to get the death notice is a competitive sport!
It is unsafe to answer your gigantic phone while driving, get a smaller one.
Trigger Happy TD
Gardaí alert public to scam calls falsely claiming to be ‘Death’ & not to share personal information.
„There’ll be no fixing this ticket..“
Sean Canney, Minister for Road Deaths, gets a new phone
„You don’t want to be reincarnated as a Chinese baby“
A giant phone was recovered & is assisting Gardaí with their enquiries…
The new Season of Line of Duty doesn’t look great.
Wait… don’t you have to look at your phone to hang up?
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin‘ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got a big fuck off phone?
death calling
Hello Line 4!
Pound shop adrian dunbar stars in new RTE police Drama „999, are yisisser having a giraffe“
Death Call For TD have released a new album
Lower call charges believed to be the cause of Minister’s expanded phone use.
So, it’s green to start your death, or red to end your life?
So that’s where Roy Hodgson is gone.
Pat McDonagh chasing you if you talk dirty about Supermacs.
“It’s for you”
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Grim reaper caught scamming unaware citizens with giant phones.
When Death calls its always collect
The mother in law is calling again….
Are The Clash putting out a new song?
Vote against FG, this is what you will see
On the road to hell… and Death is calling to confirm directions
‘Death’ responds to minister’s calls to reduce road fatalities.